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stiles
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Mid Atlantic

Ohmyfuckingod

Post by stiles » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:28 pm



"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa

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bullfrog
Barista of Doom
Location: Armpit of Texas
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Post by bullfrog » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:45 pm

:shock:
R1150GS Hacked, Speed Triple 1050, 450XCW Plated

EIF
Magnum Jihad
Location: in-transit

Post by EIF » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:20 pm

Yet another website to help one feel better about oneself...
Don't mix your Viagra with your Boniva, you'll only end up with stiff knees

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Post by guitargeek » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:29 am

Thank you, Stiles, I'm actually laughing out loud on some of these!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
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Magnum Jihad
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Post by urbanscum » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:04 am

Is this not natural selection at work?

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Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
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for now...

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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:59 am

And I thought I was an idiot. My new favorite site.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:25 am

piccini9 wrote:And I thought I was an idiot. My new favorite site.
+1. Currently working on how to do this for the Ducati

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Ames
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Post by Ames » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:36 am

Why is it that when I saw that Kawi I thought of Goose? Any thoughts on this? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:54 am

Is this the next generation of protective gear?

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Groove
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Post by Groove » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:54 pm

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Double R
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Post by Double R » Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:52 pm

Hey Sleep Dep, we should do this to some staff rides, Hee hee hee
Press on regardless...

rc26
The Devil's Banana
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Post by rc26 » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:29 am

This is funny shit...
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:16 am

The falling apart house with the new storm door might be in my town. Gonna roll by and check it out.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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mtne
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Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:10 am

Hmm, does this apply?

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Rabbit_Fighter
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:24 am

Yowza.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:28 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Yowza.

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That is now, officially, my most favorite cockmobil ever!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Disastermined
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Post by Disastermined » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:28 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Yowza.

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words can't begin to describe how amazing that is
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:48 pm

Disastermined wrote:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Yowza.
words can't begin to describe how amazing that is
The only thing that would make that more awesome, would be to leave the steering column intact.

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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
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Post by Groove » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:04 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
Disastermined wrote:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Yowza.
words can't begin to describe how amazing that is
The only thing that would make that more awesome, would be to leave the steering column intact.
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rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:10 pm

Disastermined wrote:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Yowza.

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words can't begin to describe how amazing that is
I want one of those...
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

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JustNate
Barista of Doom
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Post by JustNate » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:48 pm

I must say that this totally explains some of the "Dick Breath" I have to deal with at work.

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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
Location: Seattle, WA

Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:23 pm

mtne wrote:Hmm, does this apply?

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That load looks properly tied down and secured so I would say not so much, but it is a funny change of roles.
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