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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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EPIC ATGATT FAIL
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
EPIC ATGATT FAIL
Just in case you haven't seen this 1,000 times already...
And thank dog it's a girl, not a guy. No butt-crack spackle needed here officer.
And thank dog it's a girl, not a guy. No butt-crack spackle needed here officer.
Hell on Wheels
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Disastermined
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Madison
- Contact:
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
That's a nice looking ass, be a shame to cover it with road rash...
You think they're getting pulled over for causing a distraction?
You think they're getting pulled over for causing a distraction?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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Priest
- Ancient Mariner
- Location: Frederick, Maryland
Congatulations, Groove. Your choice of horrible, horrible, disgusting photo, combined with the OP's perpetual and near-Tourettic use of annoying internet meme, has secured this thread the #1 spot on the Most Retarded Thread Currently On UTMC list, right in front of the Man/Woman Difference thread.
If you make it to DOOM or the like, I will present you with a trophy of sorts, probably in the shape of a grotesque and scantily clad woman, for this accomplishment.
Thanks for the nightmares.
If you make it to DOOM or the like, I will present you with a trophy of sorts, probably in the shape of a grotesque and scantily clad woman, for this accomplishment.
Thanks for the nightmares.
Priest.
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
*falls out of chair laughing*Priest wrote:Congatulations, Groove. Your choice of horrible, horrible, disgusting photo, combined with the OP's perpetual and near-Tourettic use of annoying internet meme, has secured this thread the #1 spot on the Most Retarded Thread Currently On UTMC list, right in front of the Man/Woman Difference thread.
If you make it to DOOM or the like, I will present you with a trophy of sorts, probably in the shape of a grotesque and scantily clad woman, for this accomplishment.
Thanks for the nightmares.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
- Contact:
You say that like it's a bad thing?Priest wrote:the OP's perpetual and near-Tourettic
At least you don't have to live with her.
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I am the El Duce performance package!
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
WHY? WHY? WHY?!! WHERE IS THE EYEWASH STATION!Priest wrote:Congatulations, Groove. Your choice of horrible, horrible, disgusting photo, combined with the OP's perpetual and near-Tourettic use of annoying internet meme, has secured this thread the #1 spot on the Most Retarded Thread Currently On UTMC list, right in front of the Man/Woman Difference thread.
If you make it to DOOM or the like, I will present you with a trophy of sorts, probably in the shape of a grotesque and scantily clad woman, for this accomplishment.
Thanks for the nightmares.
And to think I chose opening this thread over reading page 4 of that playground fight located in the "Difference" thread. Despite the content contained herein, I still believe this choice is likely to produce less stomach bile than page 4.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
Bro, that was EPIC!Priest wrote:Congatulations, Groove. Your choice of horrible, horrible, disgusting photo, combined with the OP's perpetual and near-Tourettic use of annoying internet meme, has secured this thread the #1 spot on the Most Retarded Thread Currently On UTMC list, right in front of the Man/Woman Difference thread.
If you make it to DOOM or the like, I will present you with a trophy of sorts, probably in the shape of a grotesque and scantily clad woman, for this accomplishment.
Thanks for the nightmares.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Yeah, I stopped reading that one before the first page was full. I am not going to miss out like I did on the FBR "banning" thread.Rench wrote:Still putting off patching up my trans... Might have to go read the men/women thread. I assumed there was just ongoing jokes. MAyhaps not?
-Rench
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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rubber buccaneer
- Magnum Jihad
Can we merge the two ? I hate clicking back and forth. Since I haven't contributed much to either, I'll add some more epic meme doublewin.
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keeper of the man-t-hose
keeper of the man-t-hose
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
GOOD GOD Groove!
I thought the pic I posted was funny...the pics you posted, they're just downright SCARY and will give people nightmares! That second chick...yeah, she does look like she's giving birth to that Ninga - and it doesn't look like it was a difficult process for her either.
@Priest... Sorry if started up a Meme that can't be stopped.
I thought the pic I posted was funny...the pics you posted, they're just downright SCARY and will give people nightmares! That second chick...yeah, she does look like she's giving birth to that Ninga - and it doesn't look like it was a difficult process for her either.
@Priest... Sorry if started up a Meme that can't be stopped.
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