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karl package
Magnum Jihad
Location: People's Republic of Portland

Pattio avoided Ninjas and Sucka' MCs

Post by karl package » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:05 pm

Congratulations on making it to another birthday.


Everything is true. God is an astronaut. Oz is over the rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live... And you came to die.

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:05 pm

Happy Birthday Pattio!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Post by guitargeek » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:39 pm

HAPPY HAPPY!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:15 pm

Happy Bithday!
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Post by rolly » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:21 pm

Pretend I wrote something really clever here, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:58 pm

rolly wrote:Pretend I wrote something really clever here, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
What he said.


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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
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Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:34 pm

A spanking! A spanking! And then... I applaud your dexterity and ingenuity and congratulate you on not dying for your (?) twenty-fifth consecutive year. :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
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Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:02 pm

My treat for the day was to spend time with MTNE and his lovely daughter Sarah on their NorthEast tour!

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Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes!
-Pattio-

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:04 pm

Happy Birthday!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Flatline
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Seattle
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Post by Flatline » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:05 pm

Happy bday amigo!
You build it, we break it.

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Pintgudge
The Big Oooola
Location: Tacoma

Post by Pintgudge » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:18 pm

Yaayyyyy!

Not dying for another year is GOOD!
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?

These are the days of miracles and wonder!

'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar

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mtne
Holy DAG Master
Location: Denver at the moment.......

Post by mtne » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:51 pm

Actually it was our pleasure to get to hang with you at java speed. Home now after a lovely night ride across CT, thanks again it was good to see you.
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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Priest
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Location: Frederick, Maryland

Post by Priest » Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:11 pm

Happy Birthday, to one of the good ones. Your example is one to be followed, even if some of us can't. Cheers man.
Priest.

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:25 am

Sucker MCs who did not learn, if you don't this time I shall return..


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rubber buccaneer
Magnum Jihad

Post by rubber buccaneer » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:33 am

happy birfday !

rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:56 am

Another year, but...a year wiser? :)
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

SomeMook
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Stephens City, VA

Post by SomeMook » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:58 am

Yay, now drinky drinky!
All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.

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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:29 pm

Happy belated birfday!
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