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Not that I am necessarily against burnouts, but for God's sake have some idea of throttle control, no matter how you are trying to "ride". The pinging rev-limiter just give me the shits. Poor little bike.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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If You Fcuking Hate Motorcycles, Why Do You Get On One?
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
I'm never going to be SV buddies with this guy:
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Poor motorbikes
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Poor motorbikes
You build it, we break it.
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wheezy e
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Colorado not Nevada!
A few years back I met another fella with a ZRX who was new to town & we conversed a bit. He seemed alright so I gave him my number if he ever wanted to hook up for a ride. He called me 6 months later after he'd wrecked his bike. I offered to give him my stock pipes since his were screwed & help him do some stuff like put on a new tank & change his oil & chain. Spent all day with him in my garage & pretty quickly found the guy to be a total douchebag. All day long all i heard about were all the "stupid chicks" he banged and all the tough Harley biker guys who's ass he kicked lately. After we were done with everything we rolled it out into the alley. It was completely cold & having just changed the oil, the pump was dry. He started it and IMMEDIATELY wound it out to the limiter. I was so sick of the guy I didn't say anything while he wound the thing up and down for a minute or so. When he was finished with that idiocy I felt a lot better & said "sounds great, enjoy, see ya!" I hope the REX ended it's misery of it's own volition and took the prick with him.
All proceeds go to help cripple children.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
Want douche? I've got douche.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Clutchdumper!
Sad but I met a guy the other day on an ST4, he was leaving a gas station as I was entering. He spun around and we chatted as I filled up but he took off in another direction before I was done, it never occured to me to exchange info with him despite the fact he lived relatively close to me. Seemed like a pretty decent guy, too, ATGATT and everything witch is a rare beast here in Florida, I guess I just don't trust people very easily.
Sad but I met a guy the other day on an ST4, he was leaving a gas station as I was entering. He spun around and we chatted as I filled up but he took off in another direction before I was done, it never occured to me to exchange info with him despite the fact he lived relatively close to me. Seemed like a pretty decent guy, too, ATGATT and everything witch is a rare beast here in Florida, I guess I just don't trust people very easily.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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bullfrog
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Armpit of Texas
- Contact:
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
No shit.bullfrog wrote:dozerone wrote:Want douche? I've got douche.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.