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Post by piccini9 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:40 pm



Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by bullfrog » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:21 pm

Jangleplatz! - Replacement for "Awesome." Simply because I'm tired of every asshole with the mind of a 14-year-old using some form of "awesome" to describe anything because they're unaware of other adjectives. If people use this, that shit would be jangleplatz. (That sounds awesome.)
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Post by piccini9 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:36 pm

Thanks man, that was fucking jangleplatz.
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:19 pm

Mister Boooooooo Jangleplatz!
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Post by calamari kid » Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:11 pm

Heh, that's awesome.
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Post by Flatline » Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:56 pm

I like using the word a w e s o m e all the time. In fact, it's awe some.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:19 am

Flatline wrote:I like using the word a w e s o m e all the time. In fact, it's awe some.
Yes, the word is full of awe, which is an awesome concept when you think about it.
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Post by cjp » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:51 am

I was somewhere outside of Barstow, screaming across the jangleplatzen on a two wheeled rocket. My eyes were tiny slits- this machine wanted to run so much it forced air through the goggle glass to remind the pilot of what inhuman speeds it was capable of.

It craved it. . . when you give in to that siren song, drop it into 5th at one hundred and ten, humped the tank, lust for life, and let her rip, that steel monster would scream at you from its exhaust: jjjjaaaaannnggggllleepplaaaAAATTTTZZZZZ! as it took you off across the desert, a rooster tail of alkali dust in the air tracking a now tiny speck on the horizon.
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Post by wheezy e » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:38 am

I've got spurs that jingle jangle platz, as I go ridin merrliy along.
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Post by GOSTAZ » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:57 pm

Jangleplatz is fukengruven.
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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:52 pm

stacius wrote:OK...but where did "Ootmik" come from?
Sounds a bit like Douglas Adams, I think.
But most Google results seem to be in Dutch.
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Post by Whiskeywrist » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:03 pm

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Post by mtne » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:19 pm

stacius wrote:OK...but where did "Ootmik" come from?
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Post by tumbler » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:10 pm

cjp wrote:I was somewhere outside of Barstow, screaming across the jangleplatzen on a two wheeled rocket. My eyes were tiny slits- this machine wanted to run so much it forced air through the goggle glass to remind the pilot of what inhuman speeds it was capable of.

It craved it. . . when you give in to that siren song, drop it into 5th at one hundred and ten, humped the tank, lust for life, and let her rip, that steel monster would scream at you from its exhaust: jjjjaaaaannnggggllleepplaaaAAATTTTZZZZZ! as it took you off across the desert, a rooster tail of alkali dust in the air tracking a now tiny speck on the horizon.
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Post by Jonny » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:00 pm

I don't really understand what the fuss is about. I mean, if jangleplatz is awesome, and awesome is jangleplatz, then jangleplatz really must be jangleplatz. Maybe even more so.

Seems simple enough to me.

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Post by erosvamp » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:27 am

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Post by Groove » Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:27 pm

bullfrog wrote:
Jangleplatz! - Replacement for "jangleplatz." Simply because I'm tired of every asshole with the mind of a 14-year-old using some form of "jangleplatz" to describe anything because they're unaware of other adjectives. If people use this, that shit would be jangleplatz. (That sounds jangleplatz.)
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