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Makin' friends on Craigslist
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Why are they carrying metal horns while riding?Flatline wrote:Screw you hippies. I like waving. Especially the cops on bikes. They always crack me up with the random shit they do. The best was the metal horns.
Or do you mean the rock-n-roll devil horns University of Texas Longhorns thing?
Ah fuckit I wave when I am not clutching, don't cost nothin.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: Makin' friends on Craigslist
RevCBL wrote:Wasn't me. I suspect Priest.
WAVING (ANYWHERE)
Date: 2009-09-03, 11:36PM EDT
Reply To This Post
OK, I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE, YOU RIDE ONE TOO. WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO WAVE AT EACH OTHER? IM TIRED OF IT AND IM JUST NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE.
SUCK MY BALLS!
PostingID: 1357666835
Good-ness! Somebody's pussy sure is sore. All that anger and they still feel the need to tell us?
Poor puddie. Widdle piddy needs a hug, awww...
*smack*
--Jaeger
All criticisms of this being a misogynistic comment will be ignored and forgotten until I'm back from vacation, at which point we'll both have forgotten. Ha.
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Its as tiresome as you allow it to be, don't do it if it bothers you, or you can wave you hands in the air, wave 'em like you just don't care.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
I was just funning.RevCBL wrote:I never said I hated other motorcyclists. It just gets a little tiresome is all.RC26 wrote:Start flipping off other riders and let us know what happens with that...
One thing I've noticed over the last few weeks is, when I'm on the old 200 in my stable, less waves seem to come my way. When on the bigger bikes...I get them.
Not that I really give a shit, but...just an observation.
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Priest
- Ancient Mariner
- Location: Frederick, Maryland
Re: Makin' friends on Craigslist
RevCBL wrote:Wasn't me. I suspect Priest.
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I resent that you think that I'd post such a rudimentary, pedestrian blurb, in caps lock for that matter. Come on, now.
Priest.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Why, that's right up Jaeger's alley!RevCBL wrote:You're right. I'm more of a capslock kinda guy.
In other Cragslistings, this one just cracked me up:
Business Plan Needed (Maryland)
Date: 2009-09-04, 9:38AM EDT
Reply to: job-fqpcu-1357960527@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
We are in the process of establishing a theme farm to support a popular Beef Jerky brand here in Maryland. The farm will support community events, entertainment venues and a thriving all natural Cow/Calf operation. The purpose of the farm is to promote hard work, healthy food, and American Agriculture.
We are in need of a very important piece of the pie! We need to first complete a business plan and then someone to head the administrative side of the business.
The ideal person would have written several business plans in the past, has acquired Federal, State and Cooperate Grants successfully, extremely creative when it comes to financing and can keep a tight ship!
This is a contract position that is paid upon performance and offers unlimited potential!
* Location: Maryland
* Compensation: Contract position
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1357960527
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
I nominated this one for "Best of Craigslist."
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/bik/1354759190.html
Round is a good shape, right?
I wave to everybody, gives me a chance to feel righteous indignation when they don't wave back.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/bik/1354759190.html
Round is a good shape, right?
I wave to everybody, gives me a chance to feel righteous indignation when they don't wave back.
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Disastermined
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Madison
- Contact:
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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wheezy e
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Colorado not Nevada!
waving- depends entirely on my unpredictable mood swings. I may send you a jolly wave or a hey-bro thumbs up. I may ignore you entirely or I might flip you the bird or turn around and try to run your happy ass into the ditch.
Actually, I always wave back as long as it's not stupid to do so, like across four lanes of busy city traffic where you should be concentrating on staying alive rather than making friends. I usually don't initiate a wave though.
Actually, I always wave back as long as it's not stupid to do so, like across four lanes of busy city traffic where you should be concentrating on staying alive rather than making friends. I usually don't initiate a wave though.
All proceeds go to help cripple children.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_%28hand_gesture%29piccini9 wrote:Que?GrooveMonkey wrote:I wave with "the shocker"
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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tumbler
- The Business
- Location: Carmichaels, PA
- Contact:
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
I've become more selective in who I wave to lately since half the people on two wheels around here are totally oblivious/assholes/just don't get it. Squids I don't wave at. Hardasses on douchecanoes usually dont get one either though there are a couple local guys I recognize and have talked to before that are pretty fuckin cool.
Some of the other scooter people around town I see regularly get a more enthusiastic wave. Thats turned into a bit of a joke with a couple guys who have responded with odd waves of their own.
Also, I enjoy the horns that Goose and MM use.
Hell, I'll even wave at bicyclists that I recognize.
Some of the other scooter people around town I see regularly get a more enthusiastic wave. Thats turned into a bit of a joke with a couple guys who have responded with odd waves of their own.
Also, I enjoy the horns that Goose and MM use.
Hell, I'll even wave at bicyclists that I recognize.