..with all your friends. I thought somebody might enjoy this. I haven't quite figured out what it is, or if it's just a joke (almost has to be.. actaully, it's more like reverese psychology) but the bits i've read have been funny. Funny to ME at least.. being raised in a staunch catholic family.
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Join a Christan motorcycle gang and go strait to hell
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Trav
- Captain Delicious
- Location: Hagerstown, MD
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Join a Christan motorcycle gang and go strait to hell
"With the engine running in the neutral position, disengage the clutch (pull in-clutch lever), press down on the shift lever until low gear is engaged, remove foot from shift lever, increase engine speed slightly, slowly release clutch lever while advancing throttle. Repeat procedure for remaining gears."
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
So, THE ROTTEN SONS MOTORCYCLE GANG are supposed to be Mormons.
I guess the UNBELIEVERS FOR JESUS MOTORCYCLE GANG are supposed to be ecumenical?
I suppose DUMMKOPFS FOR JESUS GANG are the Roman Catholics with their "Nazi pastor".
I find it amazing how zealots somehow, always, manage to create more and more splinter groups that don't get along and that become their main enemy...
"Yes, yes, we must smash capitalism, of course...but it's the Trotskyites who are our real enemies!"
I guess the UNBELIEVERS FOR JESUS MOTORCYCLE GANG are supposed to be ecumenical?
I suppose DUMMKOPFS FOR JESUS GANG are the Roman Catholics with their "Nazi pastor".
I find it amazing how zealots somehow, always, manage to create more and more splinter groups that don't get along and that become their main enemy...
"Yes, yes, we must smash capitalism, of course...but it's the Trotskyites who are our real enemies!"
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Disastermined
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Madison
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For another laugh, take a look at their motorcycle advise section
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94 Kawasaki Vulcan 750
We're all mad here!
We're all mad here!
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Ohhh, the things people do...Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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tumbler
- The Business
- Location: Carmichaels, PA
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my favorite piece of advice.Disastermined wrote:For another laugh, take a look at their motorcycle advise section
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Foot shifter: The heal shift gets in the way preventing you from placing your foot to the rear of the footboard. It is easy to simply shift its location a notch or two downward so your heal will not be hitting it. Of course, this will disable the heal shifter so the toe will need to be used to shift. The stock rubber toe shifter is hard rubber and hurts to use it. Slip on a Kuryakyn Round Shifter Peg Cover to ease the pain. Part #8851
thats sound advice.
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- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
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My favorite from the advice section:
Retarded Website wrote:22. I was told not to buy gasoline from pumps with only one hose due to dilution. Explain.
Answer: Don't buy gasoline from any fuel dispensing pump with only one hose. This is true for motorcycles because when you purchase high 91 octane fuel the odds are the vehicle before you used low 87 octane fuel. That fuel hose is now full of cheap fuel, but you are going to pay premium price. You will get about one quart of this inferior fuel and that will dilute your five-gallon tank from 91 octane to about 89 or less. As you can see, the oil companies and station owners have found a way to rob people a quart of fuel for each person that comes along who buys from them. This deceptive sales practice should be outlawed. It can also cause your motorcycle engine damage if the engine knocks and pings from this fuel dilution. How come the local government and the weights and measures authorities is not taking corrective action to stop this theft and harmful practice? Remember, you are paying for premium fuel but you are getting an inferior fuel diluting what is already in your gas tank. What it did is ruin all five gallons of fuel in your gas tank that you paid premium price for. It is costing you more than you think. You will now need to carry an expensive octane booster additive with you to make up for the loss of octane and that adds to your total cost. These single-hose pumps should be outlawed.
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\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
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17. How should I get a tailgater off my back?
Answer: Slow down little by little over a couple blocks distance. Often the tailgater will change lanes and pass you. If not, slow down and pull over if you can. If you can't pull over then wave the driver to pass you. If none of this works the driver is drunk or weird, so accelerate away and make the next left turn you can. Most tailgaters take a right turn after following a bike (but not all). It is always better to just pull over and let the tailgater pass by if you can. Don't speed up and allow the tailgater to stay on your tail at speed. That is why I say gradually slow down. If you must have a tailgater it is better to have a slow one than a fast one following too close. Sometimes just flashing your stop light a bunch of times will frustrate a tailgater and cause him / her to change lanes and pass you. Many tailgaters are drunk, angry, upset, despondent, depressed, so it is best to let them pass you sooner than later.
Answer: Slow down little by little over a couple blocks distance. Often the tailgater will change lanes and pass you. If not, slow down and pull over if you can. If you can't pull over then wave the driver to pass you. If none of this works the driver is drunk or weird, so accelerate away and make the next left turn you can. Most tailgaters take a right turn after following a bike (but not all). It is always better to just pull over and let the tailgater pass by if you can. Don't speed up and allow the tailgater to stay on your tail at speed. That is why I say gradually slow down. If you must have a tailgater it is better to have a slow one than a fast one following too close. Sometimes just flashing your stop light a bunch of times will frustrate a tailgater and cause him / her to change lanes and pass you. Many tailgaters are drunk, angry, upset, despondent, depressed, so it is best to let them pass you sooner than later.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).