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SlyAttacks
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Location: Lakewood, Colorado
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Post by SlyAttacks » Tue May 03, 2005 1:05 am

OMG :shock:
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beemer pat
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Post by beemer pat » Tue May 03, 2005 3:46 am

:shock: :shock: Ban Guzzi... is this why you want to race????
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DerGolgo
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Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue May 03, 2005 5:41 am

Goodness...well, champagne goes with most things, but what would have been the appropriate choice of wine?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Vance
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Post by Vance » Tue May 03, 2005 5:55 am

I guess it depends on the time of the month if it would be a white or a red now, wouldn't it?
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Ames
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Post by Ames » Tue May 03, 2005 9:26 am

Perhaps a bit of a warning should acompany this such as:
NOT EVEN REMOTELY WORK SAFE!!!Unless you work in some capacity in the adult film industry. In which case, go ahead and watch this and see if there's anyone you know in it.
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue May 03, 2005 9:35 am

Thanks for the clarification Ames. I thought this might have something to do with the National Weather Service, as opposed to being NSFW.

I'll check this one at home!
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motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."

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Flat_Black_Rat
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Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Tue May 03, 2005 12:56 pm

Now I really really want to win a race...
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Post by SidVicious » Tue May 03, 2005 3:03 pm

not quite the usual victory lap, is it??



on a side note, FBR- of all the times i've looked at your avatar, i just now noticed what you are really doing in that picture... hehe
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wyckedsin
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Post by wyckedsin » Wed May 04, 2005 6:27 am

Champagne was old skool before I was even born...its that French choice of "sparkly fresh feeling"...
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Post by Buttercup » Wed May 04, 2005 11:38 am

Looks like fun, but I don't drink...
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Post by Slash 6 » Sat May 07, 2005 9:23 pm

I wonder if she is gonna need some monistat after that?
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