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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:39 am
But the overnight low is forecast to be about 32. I don't have heated grips or anything fancy.
I have a 40 mile commute one-way.
Afternoon should be alright, in the mid to high fifties.
I do, however, have new duds from the auction the other day and good ice-climbing gloves.
Then I found this:
I dunno, could be some epic suffering. But the afternoon
will be nice...
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
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by Groove » Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:31 pm
Do it!
Check out the cheap heated grip-wraps at Aerostich if you're looking for something temporary and warm.
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye
09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:01 pm
I rode this morning, low 60s. Did fine. It should be fine on the way home though, low 70s.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
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by My Little Pony » Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:06 pm
I guess you sorted out your ignition(?) problem. Definitely ride, man. I'm riding tomorrow. I must say seeing snow yesterday gave me a jolt.
Every dollar we spend is a vote for how we want the world to be
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:17 pm
I'm sooo riding tomorrow. The ride home will make the morning commute worth it. Thinking about taking 213 home.
I have the heat lamp set up on the timer out there in the driveway right now. Should start warming things up around 0600...
Yeah, about that ignition thing. Turns out my timing had changed by a couple degrees so I wasn't getting full advance. I have theories about how that happened but for now I'll just assume that the stator plate had backed off a bit. The other thing it could have been is the rotor slipped but, seeing as how that's screwed into the exhaust cam, I'm going to ignore that possibility for now.
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Disastermined
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Madison
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by Disastermined » Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:23 pm
Sisyphus wrote:
I dunno, could be some epic suffering. But the afternoon will be nice...
Riding in that cold of weather isn't bad, just be sure you've got a windproof layer on the outside, put liners in your gloves, and if you're really worried, put a pair of oversized mits on over that. Then again, I'm from WI, and we're all a little crazy about what we think is too cold or not.
94 Kawasaki Vulcan 750
We're all mad here!
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:56 pm
Bah. Went today, had a glorious ride this morning with the frost everywhere, some fog, but the ride home was great. I'm going to do it again tomorrow.
Starting was a little rough, but we managed. And aside from a spark plug lead coming out of the coil on a bump everything went well.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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by Bigshankhank » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:32 pm
See, no problem. It was cold here today as well (all the way down to 59f) but I managed to layer up properly and make it to class with no problems. I even had to use the cold start lever to get the bike up to temp, so we are not so different you and I.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:55 am
Bigshankhank wrote:See, no problem. It was cold here today as well (all the way down to 59f) but I managed to layer up properly and make it to class with no problems. I even had to use the cold start lever to get the bike up to temp, so we are not so different you and I.
Pussy, it was witch's tit in a brass bra cold here this morning, 57 maw fugga!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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by Bigshankhank » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:08 am
Zer0 wrote:Bigshankhank wrote:See, no problem. It was cold here today as well (all the way down to 59f) but I managed to layer up properly and make it to class with no problems. I even had to use the cold start lever to get the bike up to temp, so we are not so different you and I.
Pussy, it was witch's tit in a brass bra cold here this morning, 57 maw fugga!
That's hardcore man. I would be busting out the electric gear at 57...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Disastermined
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Madison
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by Disastermined » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:12 am
Bigshankhank wrote:Zer0 wrote:Bigshankhank wrote:See, no problem. It was cold here today as well (all the way down to 59f) but I managed to layer up properly and make it to class with no problems. I even had to use the cold start lever to get the bike up to temp, so we are not so different you and I.
Pussy, it was witch's tit in a brass bra cold here this morning, 57 maw fugga!
That's hardcore man. I would be busting out the electric gear at 57...
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either my brain, or my sarcasm sensor just exploded...
94 Kawasaki Vulcan 750
We're all mad here!