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erosvamp
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yes... they are drunk midgets.

Post by erosvamp » Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:01 pm

it gets better the closer they get to the booze...

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:18 pm

MMMMM... humpy. :shock: The moonwalk was rad. :mrgreen:
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:27 pm

That Darth Vader bitch had NO sense of humor...

Too funny.

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:05 pm

That's probably the most fun that little dude ever had getting fired.
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:31 am

Okay, was I the only one who expected drunk-midget-cage-fighting when reading the title of this thread?

Some of it felt...I don't know, elegantly staged. Like the director/producer had told the two guys playing the ewoks to just "improvise and draw attention to yourself" because either, less likely, he or she knew the segment was going to suck or, more likely, wanted to create a basis for a viral video for insidious guerrilla marketing purposes.
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Post by Flatline » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:25 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:That's probably the most fun that little dude ever had getting fired.
Yeah, my grandma watches the today show.
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:02 pm

I just wanna know who's fapping harder -- Ames for the geek factor, or Goose for the drunk furry midgets.

EDIT: Wait... wait wait wait... just hang the fuck on...

For mind-blowing fap value (Ames, Vance, just go get the towels right now...)

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