PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.


EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
click her for the instant fix
Show
First fix:
  • open the menu at the top
  • hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
  • go back to the Forum Index
  • open the menu at the top again
  • click Mark forums read
    this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.


Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.

Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.

PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!

2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
Show

If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.

If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.


Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.

To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.

Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.

REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
Registration Information
Show
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!

Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.

Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.

Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Image
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.

Random Halloween pics...

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
Post Reply
rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Random Halloween pics...

Post by rc26 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:44 pm

I was heading over to see a friend today, looked to the left at a stop sign and saw this. Turned around and took a couple of pics. This thing takes up the WHOLE front yard! The homeowner said they were doing a "Haunted Ship" theme. I can hardly wait to see what these people might do at Christmas!

<a href="http://s443.photobucket.com/albums/qq16 ... seboat.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq16 ... seboat.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

<a href="http://s443.photobucket.com/albums/qq16 ... eboat2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq16 ... eboat2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

<a href="http://s443.photobucket.com/albums/qq16 ... eboat3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq16 ... eboat3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>


"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

User avatar
Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:53 pm

Holy shit! That's crazy!
#############
"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye

09 KLR (Gonzo)
03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)

User avatar
Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
Contact:

Post by Sisyphus » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:13 pm

What'd they do, close up a seafood restaurant?
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

User avatar
Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
Contact:

Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:02 am

Lunatics. I just put new batteries in my bowl with the electric hand actuated by a motion sensor. That should be scary enough.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

Pancake
Asshat Spambot
Location: Bailey, CO

Post by Pancake » Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:58 am

I wish I had a haunted pirate ship in my front yard.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.

User avatar
Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
Contact:

Post by Jaeger » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:08 pm

RC, where the hell was that? Manassas?

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"

rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:51 pm

Jaeger wrote:RC, where the hell was that? Manassas?

--Jaeger
Yes, it is. At the corner of Rolling Rd. and Winterwood Ct. Right off Ashton Ave.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

erosvamp
Sophisticated Meat Machine
Location: denver

Post by erosvamp » Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:10 am

This is exactly why I want house... Halloween would be jangleplatz!

but only for halloween. The Christmas house decorating extremest shit wouldn't fly.

Image
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:14 am

erosvamp wrote:but only for halloween. The Christmas house decorating extremest shit wouldn't fly.

(and a horrible picture of misappropriated lumens)
That house needs a small EMP device thrown into the front yard.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

User avatar
bullfrog
Barista of Doom
Location: Armpit of Texas
Contact:

Post by bullfrog » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:09 pm

i recently moved and have been offline for a week...

hope it's OK to post a couple of my pics...

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image
R1150GS Hacked, Speed Triple 1050, 450XCW Plated

karl package
Magnum Jihad
Location: People's Republic of Portland

Post by karl package » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:48 pm

That mask on your head is going to give me night terrors.
Everything is true. God is an astronaut. Oz is over the rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live... And you came to die.

Post Reply