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Moto_Myotis
Barista of Doom
Location: Alameda, CA
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Hey Gun Nuts, Get Your Wine On

Post by Moto_Myotis » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:14 am

http://nrawineclub.com/

Now you can support the second amendment with every wine you buy!


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Metalredneck
Largely Uncontroversial

Post by Metalredneck » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:41 am

No Colt .45 malt likka?
Done.

Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:46 am

A magnum of champagne to celebrate!
-Pattio-

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Bacon Torpedo
Location: Aurora, CO

Post by Photo » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:10 am

Mmmm, Guns n' Rosés? Oooh, we can shoot the bottles, as we polish them off! Just thinking about it turns my neck a nice cabernet color. :lol:
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:42 am

i always find that choosing a wine is like Russian Roulette.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:56 am

Are they trying to come over all sophisticated or something?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

12ci
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Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

Post by 12ci » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:08 am

they've taken a lesson from the HD marketing folks
today you decide what tomorrow will bring

Zer0
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Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:34 am

goose wrote:i always find that choosing a wine is like Russian Roulette.
Exactly. Beer's way easier to choose, and tastes good.
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