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The front of the boat fell off.

Post by Sisyphus » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:13 am

Oh, yes. I see. Thanks for pointing that out.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:54 am

That was fucking amazing. Thank you for that.
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Post by piccini9 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:45 pm

Seems perfectly sensible to me...

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Post by Toonce(s) » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:17 pm

Monty Python meets Spinal Tap meets ExxonMobile
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Post by SidVicious » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:30 pm

:lol: that made my day, thanks!

i can't believe that's for real! it's like a sketch from some comedy show. god. :lol:
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:57 pm

I sincerely hope it wasn't for real.
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Post by Bo_9 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:08 pm

The dead whale bit is just as pythonesque -
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Post by tumbler » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:47 am

wasn't this posted here years ago?

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Post by Jonny » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:34 pm

SidVicious wrote:it's like a sketch from some comedy show.
It's like a sketch from a comedy show because those guys are comedians. They do a brilliant job satirising politicians, but at the end of the day, are comedians.




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Post by UndertheGun » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:23 pm

I'm not a botanist.

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Post by Photo » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:59 am

Are you sure this isn't a Public Relations training film for Exxon-Mobil?!?

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