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Power Wheels?
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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Power Wheels?
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I have no idea what these are, they are calling them 'power wheels' but I have never heard of them before. Does anyone know anything about these? I would really like one, they look extremely fun.
I have no idea what these are, they are calling them 'power wheels' but I have never heard of them before. Does anyone know anything about these? I would really like one, they look extremely fun.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
- Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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Haha... very funny. I heal really fast and I am smart but I never downloaded the patch that updates the 'self preservation' firmware.Pintgudge wrote: By the way, are your legs not broken quite enough yet? Just askin'!
I would be glad to hurt myself on something like this, if I could do it with a 2 foot wide shit eating grin on my face before I plow into a snowbank.
Seriously, we all ride motorcycles of some sort, there is an inherent shade of crazy that accompanies that activity... so I don't want to hear about how "that looks dangerous". Danger is often a big part in the equation that results in fun.
Seriously though... are these off road go-karts? I watched the video again... I WANT ONE NOW? I might build one this winter. (Oh wait, the motorcycle is getting a teardown this winter... shit, I need a longer winter.)
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
Those things look like a damn boat load of fun.. and I found this:
http://www.modifiedpowerwheels.com/foru ... 104𒅹
So.. looks like i need to build one, too!!! Seems like the motor & pulleys came out of a golf cart. If you're going to do chain drive.. why not a cr-250 or something ridiculous?!
http://www.modifiedpowerwheels.com/foru ... 104𒅹
So.. looks like i need to build one, too!!! Seems like the motor & pulleys came out of a golf cart. If you're going to do chain drive.. why not a cr-250 or something ridiculous?!
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
- mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
I can't fathom why anyone here would bother with a pocket SUV................. if your going to bother with a toy, wouldn't a pocket BIKE be more appropriate?
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
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I was about to remark that where I come from, they call those things "go-karts".mtne wrote:I can't fathom why anyone here would bother with a pocket SUV................. if your going to bother with a toy, wouldn't a pocket BIKE be more appropriate?
The guy that owns the shop where I work has a few of them - one with a modified RZ-350 motor that makes about 75hp. ...course, the ones I'm thinking of are made for asphalt with slick tires...
....but yeah, it's been done.
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
Not all of them are electric.. there are two threads under the speed forum about converting the toys to gas power..one with a slew of pictures and information.Pattio wrote:the vehicles at the 'power wheels modding' forum are electric, and the ones in the video sound like small four-strokes to me. I think the vehicles might be electric-toy-car bodies grafted onto small quads, if not small engines grafted in replacing electric motors in the toy chassis.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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karl package
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: People's Republic of Portland
You've never heard of Power Wheels? I've never seen you before, but I'm under the impression that you are a large fellow. I think it would be terribly amusing to see you in a modded version of this at Ragnarok
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- MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
No need to modify, can have fun even with electric motor:
My son
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My son
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ejworthen
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: AZ
- Contact:
Cute kid. I can just imagine what is going through his head:\
"Listen you sonofabitch. Shut the camera off and turn this mutha around so I can tear up the driveway!!!"
"Listen you sonofabitch. Shut the camera off and turn this mutha around so I can tear up the driveway!!!"
MATPOC wrote:No need to modify, can have fun even with electric motor:
My son
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
I just discovered these: I want one... they are GORGEOUS.
Screw the power wheels, these are real cars.
Beautiful cars, made from vintage bumper cars; These make all the WANT juices in my brain percolate with giddiness.







I want one of these so bad I could squirt. I don't care even in the slightest how hilariously ridiculous I would look in one.

Screw the power wheels, these are real cars.
Beautiful cars, made from vintage bumper cars; These make all the WANT juices in my brain percolate with giddiness.







I want one of these so bad I could squirt. I don't care even in the slightest how hilariously ridiculous I would look in one.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Yes I have too much spare time at work.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
meh, re the power wheels.
However, those Bumper car things are bad ass!
However, those Bumper car things are bad ass!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
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- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
I have driven the fourtwo. It handles like crap. It's not exactly much of a goer. It looks stupid and sounds wheezy. Those are beyond question.Photo wrote:I'll bet this is more comfortable than riding in a SMART FOURTWO. Me likey, but I'd need a canon on the back end for all the Dodge Ram diesel douches who like to roar up your tailpipe, here in Saudi Aurora.
But I never, ever, have driven anything else, including a 1989 Merc 560 SEL, a Volkswagen T4 and one of these, that offered more legroom and space for my vast feet on top of the pedals.
I'm 6'3", so legroom is really gosh-darn important to me.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.


