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SidVicious
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goddamn cat

Post by SidVicious » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:22 pm

my damn cat spilled my beer over my keyboard earlier now it won't work! i had to change it out with the keyboard from my old computer. :x

it's not the same! :cry: it's twice as big and doesn't match!


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Post by guitargeek » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:41 pm

Shut up and go for a ride.
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Post by SidVicious » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:59 pm

:P
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Post by Shhted » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:06 pm

guitargeek wrote:Shut up and go for a ride.
Levity.
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Post by Bo_9 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:06 pm

I "may" be able to hook you up with a nice, tiny, Dell, USB keyboard for the replacement of barley pop in my shop fridge. Let me know if you want one, and don't advertise the cost to your sis...
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:24 pm

guitargeek wrote:Shut up and go for a ride.
Yeah, the cat didn't spill your beer on your motorcycle did it?

Wait.
I would probably lick a beer off my motorcycle.

I uhhh..... I'm gonna be right back.
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Post by MATPOC » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:59 am

I have seen a funny Carling beer commercial that involves licking, but it must been pulled for inappropriate content...

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got it

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Post by MATPOC » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:03 am

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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:56 am

MATPOC is on his period.
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Post by Zim » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:57 pm

This is disturbing news. What kind of beer did kitteh waste?
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Post by thesoapster » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:39 pm

Assuming the keyboard is external, try washing it in the sink with soap and water. Make sure it's thoroughly clean. Let it air dry for a few days. Plug it back in. It might work.

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Post by wheezy e » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:54 pm

if the cat can't handle it's liquor perhaps it's time for a talk...
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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:57 pm

Oh, stop hating on the kitty already everyone.

Play us out, keyboard cat!

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