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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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WeAintFoundShit
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by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:02 pm
I found this whilst perusing the interwebs on a late night, I have no life and it's Saturday and I'm home studying study break.
It's off of funnyexamanswers.com

"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
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by Shhted » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:25 am
Bitchen'

Drink beer. As much as you like. Mostly good stuff.
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thesoapster
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by thesoapster » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:38 am
Is it a bad thing I recognized what the paper was about by its third line?
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by Sisyphus » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:01 am
thesoapster wrote:Is it a bad thing I recognized what the paper was about by its third line?
You thinking MP's skit with Mr Creosote?
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by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:10 am
thesoapster wrote:Is it a bad thing I recognized what the paper was about by its third line?
Funny thing is that I did, too, and I've purposely never watched two girls one cup.
I like the teacher's response. It's like he/she wrote it, then got curious and watched it, then had to go back and make a quick change on the comments.
Getting one of your college profs to watch two girls one cup would be a pretty epic win.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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by FastCat » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:39 pm
bookmark added.
this is my fave so far:

guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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by Pancake » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:33 pm
great. i'm in the middle of writing a 1000 word essay about some Oracle dba tools that I could give two shits about.. and I see this.... just what I needed... Thanks!!
BTW - I will NOT be including anything like this in the essay. I need these grades, damnit!
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by erosvamp » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:12 pm
I wish i could write like that.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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WeAintFoundShit
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by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:32 pm
GRADES SCHMADES... *grumbles and goes back to physics homework.*
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
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by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:35 pm
Oh, and btw, this one has always been my favorite. I learned about the website while searching for this one:
It's even more my favorite now that I'm taking physics.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
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by Pancake » Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:43 pm
WeAintFoundShit wrote:GRADES SCHMADES... *grumbles and goes back to physics homework.*
Way easier said than done! ahah
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.