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Steve Tyler quits Aerosmith?
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
- DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Well, industrial action (see hence: http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=16611962) forcing the "boss" out? That's a new one.
I suppose the liquor meant more to him than the band.
I suppose the liquor meant more to him than the band.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
In my opinion, they've owed all of us an album since toys in the attic.MATPOC wrote:This was discussed on the local news today, being close to Boston it's Headline news here. Whatever they do, Aerosmith still owes Columbia an album under their current contract.
Fuck those Love in an Elevator hasbeen douchebags! Fuck Tyler for falling off the wagon and then the stage where he, yet again, caused the cancellation of another show. Fuck their phone it in half-assed albums and bubblegum lyrics. Fuck Joe Perry for standing pat and not really making an effort as a solo artist. Fuck Steven Tyler for, well, being himself.
As far as I'm concerned, they can disappear along with the douchebags in that bad lil feet cover band, counting crows. Ask me how I really feel.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
I'd fuck his daughter tho
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
stiles wrote:+ a million.goose wrote:
In my opinion, they've owed all of us an album since toys in the attic.
They should've put a fork in it decades ago.
IMO, they should've drawn the line after 'Draw The Line'. That album and Rocks (my fave) had some good tunes on 'em.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Werd. That chick could make dead Liberace sport wood.erosvamp wrote:I'll second that...dozerone wrote:I'd fuck his daughter tho
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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- Contact:
Meh, to each their own.dozerone wrote:I'd fuck his daughter tho
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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- Baron von Scrapple
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- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
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I hate everything about Aerosmith... except for Joe Perry's solos. That motherfucker can play...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Drift
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What guitargeek said.
About fuckin time.
About fuckin time.
The Lemonade is a LIE!!! - Captain
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1999 Kawasaki 1500 Drifter
1993 GSXR 750 RatFighter (in progress)
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Pancake
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That video is the only cool thing that assclown ever did. Aerosmith sucks.
That video is the only cool thing that assclown ever did. Aerosmith sucks.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
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- Contact:
Apparently he says that he is not leaving... Not that I give a shit. Just some more info.
http://www.stylecaster.com/news/6375/st ... -aerosmith
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-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
