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Post by rubber buccaneer » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:17 pm

supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote: Can somebody please tell me what the fuck is going on?

dergolgo : mad props for learning German, keep it up.

sun rat : right on.

dergolgo : du. du hast.

sun rat : no way, man.

Jonny : ?

Zer0 : WTF ? speak English !

dergolgo : ur google fu is weak !

MadRussianSailor : I see what you did there ...

dozerone : fuckin' gypsies. Do they gypsies in Russia ?

Zer0 : YO MOMMA !

MadRussian : go eat a dick !

sunrat : LOLZ !!! moar !!!

...

so, business as usual :D


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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:36 pm

You left out a wonderful poem from Zer0 about abstinence...

erosvamp
Sophisticated Meat Machine
Location: denver

Post by erosvamp » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:07 pm

I'm a little like Wanda...
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:19 pm

MATPOC wrote:
Zer0 wrote: Ёб тебя

:P
The proper thing to say is Иди на ХУЙ!

:wink:
OK, it's been tooo long. You're saying: go to (something/where) what's ХУЙ?

And how do you say пo Pyccкий: All the gear, all the time. FYI Golgo and Xtian already established it in German and French:

Die ganze Ausrüstung, jederzeit

Complètement équipé, tout le temps

How bout Pyccкий язык?
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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:10 pm

Zer0 wrote:
MATPOC wrote:
Zer0 wrote: Ёб тебя

:P
The proper thing to say is Иди на ХУЙ!

:wink:
OK, it's been tooo long. You're saying: go to (something/where) what's ХУЙ?
There is no "Fuck You" phrase in Russian, it's either ёб твою мать "Fuck your Mother" or иди на хуй, literal translation is "do on the dick".

As for ATGATT also no well sounding translation, but loosely interpreted: Всегда в полнй экипировке - Always fully equipped

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sun rat
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Post by sun rat » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:45 pm

the shit i get myself into.

so several universities get together for three days in february to play like they're NATO. my uni is fielding a team (representing poland) and i tried out for one of the spots. and won it.

but what did i win? a 3 days, all expenses paid, trip to washngton DC.

why is this crazy shit? because i just piled even more research work on myself for a semester that will probably be more brutal than this one, as i also signed up for an independent study project in the german language archives.

may not see me from january through may.
fuck it all.

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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:59 pm

The Google just offered to translate this page for me. :shock:

I am a jelly donut. :P

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:36 pm

piccini9 wrote:The Google just offered to translate this page for me. :shock:
Well? What you waiting for, fool, let's see the goods!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:10 pm

Well, there's AT LEAST two DC Terrorists wanna meet'cho ass while you're in town!

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sun rat
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Post by sun rat » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:21 pm

Jaeger wrote:Well, there's AT LEAST two DC Terrorists wanna meet'cho ass while you're in town!

--Jaeger
no worries, i will let you know when the team is in the hood.
fuck it all.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:51 pm

[quote = "supersweetcoolawesomeMatt"] It's good to hear that you are well Sunny.

[quote = "People Smarter Than Me"] [quote = "DerGolgo"] Ah, she's still alive ... nice to hear from you again!

Keep your chin up! Learning German is hard for everyone, I realize that every day when I talk to dozens of Germans have it myself hingekriegt not right. [/ Quote]

[quote = "sun council"] [quote = "DerGolgo"] Ah, she's still alive ... nice to hear from you again!

Keep your chin up! Learning German is hard for everyone, I realize that every day when I talk to dozens of Germans have it myself hingekriegt not right. [/ Quote]

Yes, I'm alive. Thank you very much.

Yes. It's hard but you must be good if you want a good job.
You have more faith than I do. [/ Quote]

[quote = "sun council"] пока. [/ quote]

[quote = "DerGolgo"] [quote = "sun council"] You have more faith than I do. [/ quote]

Am I allowed to "offer" the DU [/ quote]

[quote = "sun council"] [quote = "DerGolgo"] [quote = "sun council"] You have more faith than I do. [/ quote]

Am I allowed to "offer" the DU [/ quote]
No, [/ b]

It's just habit. The only German I speak is the professor. [/ Quote]

[quote = "Johnny"]ぜんぜんわかりません...


 : [/ quote]

[quote = "Zer0"] Write whatever you wolt, I still sit here and scratch my head (either German or English) - nothing to say as I always scratch my ass. [/ quote]

[quote = "DerGolgo"] [quote = "Zer0"] Write whatever you wolt, I still sit here and scratch my head (either German or English) - nothing to say as I always scratch my ass. [/ quote]

[quote = "Zer0"] German's not too tough for me, being my first language ...[/ quote]

Interesting, interesting ... but why did you switch up there, use least apparently, Google Translate? : P

Tschuldige, I could not resist when we have time pontificating about linguistics. [/ Quote]

[quote = "MATPOC"] You and your gibberish! если не лень попробуй это перевести! А если я ещё матом добавлю ... capish?

I understand a little German but can not write well.

Goodbye! [/ Quote]

[quote = "dozerone"] Pero ', dovresti anche imparare anche l'italiano, semplicemente perche' quando ci vai in vacanza non ti i zingari rubano la borsa. Sono geloso, vorrei imparare il russo pure io ...[/ quote]

[quote = "MATPOC"] [quote = "dozerone"] Pero ', dovresti anche imparare anche l'italiano, semplicemente perche' quando ci vai in vacanza non ti i zingari rubano la borsa. Sono geloso, vorrei imparare il russo pure io ...[/ quote]

Siete italiano?

babene, arrivederci, ciao! [/ quote]

[quote = "dozerone"] Non sono italiano, ma ci ho vissuto per un po 'di tempo ... Je parlez francais aussi, e imparando esto el espanol. [/ quote]

[quote = "Zer0"] [quote = "MATPOC"] You and your gibberish! если не лень попробуй это перевести! А если я ещё матом добавлю ... capish?

I understand a little German but can not write well.

Goodbye! [/ Quote]

I forgot too much Russki, and I'm too lazy to type in your fucked bastardized Greek-latin alphabet backwards, but here's something from the top of my head:

О вы, замужние, о вдовы,
О девки с целкой наотлёт!
Позвольте мне вам наперёд
Сказать о ебле два-три слова.
Ебитесь с толком, аккуратно,
Чем реже ебля, тем приятней,
И боже вас оборони
От беспорядочной ебни!
От необузданной той страсти
Пойдут и горе и напасти,
И не насытит вас тогда
Обыкновенная елда.

Oh yeah, one more thing:

Ёб тебя

 : P [/ quote]

[quote = "Zer0"] [quote = "DerGolgo"] Interesting, interesting ... but why did you switch up there, use least apparently, Google Translate? : P
 [/ quote]
Why, now it is no secret, as my German is Scheißschlampig. My German is rightig comedy, and I'm proud of it. [/ Quote]

[quote = "DerGolgo"] [quote = "Zer0"] [quote = "DerGolgo"] Interesting, interesting ... but why did you switch up there, use least apparently, Google Translate? : P
 [/ quote]
Why, now it is no secret, as my German is Scheißschlampig. My German is rightig comedy, and I'm proud of it. [/ Quote]

Good for you! [/ Quote]

[quote = "MATPOC"] [quote = "Zer0"]
Ёб тебя

 : P [/ quote]

The proper thing to say is Иди на ХУЙ!
 
 : wink: [/ quote]

[quote = "sun council"] [quote = "MATPOC"] [quote = "Zer0"]
Ёб тебя

 : P [/ quote]

The proper thing to say is Иди на ХУЙ!
 
 : wink: [/ quote]
хеи! я понимаю!

 : lol:: lol:: lol: забавный мужик [/ quote] [/ quote]

Can somebody please tell me what the fuck is going on? [/ Quote]

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:08 pm

piccini9 wrote:
[quote = "Johnny"]ぜんぜんわかりません...


 : [/ quote]
So, Google Translate can't spell my name...

UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
Contact:

Post by UndertheGun » Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:31 pm

When I'm finished I'll post my Japanese essay about thanksgiving traditions in my family and the origins of the holiday.
Writing about white people killing indians and my family getting drunk has never been more entertaining.

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sun rat
Dominatrix of Skulduggery
Location: bfe
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Post by sun rat » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:25 am

sheesh.

my german will always suck.
fuck it all.

SidVicious
Barista of Doom
Location: EM27ii
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Post by SidVicious » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:52 am

:D


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Magnum Jihad
Location: Out in the black

Post by GeekGrl » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:04 pm

Now I want to go watch A Fish Called Wanda ...
"This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do." -- Mal Reynolds

'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)

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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:56 am

I get my wife all Randy whern I lay on my Quest For Fire bit.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:10 pm

We need to get RATSON in on this, to lay down some Macedonian-flavored smack.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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