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MagnusTheBuilder
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
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"Sidney the baby otter playing. Sidney is not a pet. I am a professional animal caretaker and work at a marine park. Otters do not make good pets and are illegal to own personally."
So we bring zoo animals home with us?
So we bring zoo animals home with us?
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xaos
- Zaouse!
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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I've been on one of those (the plane, not the furry thing).
Otters don't make good pets, especially marine otters. Marine otters are fucking mean ass little creatures. And that's if you consider a German Sheppard sized mammal with a classically bad attitude "little."
Otters don't make good pets, especially marine otters. Marine otters are fucking mean ass little creatures. And that's if you consider a German Sheppard sized mammal with a classically bad attitude "little."
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No. No you don't. You really really don't. They stink, they're vicious, and they are louder than a modified Harley (assuming it runs).BackDoorBarbie wrote:so... is this a pet? cuz i totally want one then!
I have encountered them outside a marine park; stay away from them!
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Ames
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I actually swam with some in Monteray Bay when my girlfriend and I were skinny-dipping. Cute little buggers, but they DO get pretty big...and have nasty, sharp, pointy teeth!
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Okay. I think I may have been confusing marine otters with sea lions on the "loud" bit. My bad. Nonetheless, otters are still quite vicious and, Ames, good on you for swimming with them! Would not get me in the water knowing they're there ...
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There are often otters in the surf in Santa Cruz and Pacifica. They mostly ain't so bad if you leave 'em a lone and don't try to get up close and personal.
The males do this thing where they will kidnap a female's offspring, and hold them for ransom until she brings him food.
Cute little buggers.
(But hell yeah, they're adorable as babies. That IS a cute video.)
I know nothing of the habits of river otters, just a few basic phenotypical differences. Maybe river otters are nice and cuddly.
The males do this thing where they will kidnap a female's offspring, and hold them for ransom until she brings him food.
Cute little buggers.
(But hell yeah, they're adorable as babies. That IS a cute video.)
I know nothing of the habits of river otters, just a few basic phenotypical differences. Maybe river otters are nice and cuddly.
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Moi?BackDoorBarbie wrote:dorkAmes wrote:I actually swam with some in Monteray Bay when my girlfriend and I were skinny-dipping. Cute little buggers, but they DO get pretty big...and have nasty, sharp, pointy teeth!
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Plan ahead and before they get too big.....flush them.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Pet otter babies is a brilliant idea. Once they get big dangerous as house pets, you can just skin them!
Seriously, what could possibly go wrong with domesticated wild animals?
They can battle the alligators that live down there.
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dozer
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Don't you mean the other way round? Or do you hate cute cats?BackDoorBarbie wrote: i can just eat them when the cute outweighs the mean.
and ferrets smell like ass.
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I've handled hamsters, mice, rats, and a couple of beaky parrots with NO problem but, as cute and comical as ferrets are, the second their owners let them out of the cage I end up standing on top of a chair screaming "put it back!"127.0.0.1 wrote:I once tried a ferret as a pet...she bit the ever living shit out of me.
Couldn't say why, but those goofy fuckers freak me out.
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Sure the little fucker is cute, but if he thinks he's going to win the talent contest with that routine he's in for a surprise.
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