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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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Because I love every one of you
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Because I love every one of you
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Indeedxaos wrote:are you fucking kidding me?Zim wrote:Love is not supposed to hurt.Zer0 wrote:Because I love every one of you
love always hurts! thats how ya know its love
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
I prefer Batman's version:
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de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
Ever hear a song where the chorus is ya-ya-ya-ya-ya and you wonder WTF, and it turns out that they were just singing filler because they planned to write lyrics later? Same deal. Reggaeton is really more a beat than a lyrical style, so somebody's 'filler' lyrics, done in jest, ended up going viral. My neighbors include a lot of Cape Verdeans and Dominicans and they love Regaeton- I'll take this over the shrill da me la gasolina track that they've been torturing me with for years now.Jaeger wrote:If you have to ask, does it matter?motorpsycho67 wrote: Was that the actual song, or did someone overdub that?
--Jaeger
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
I love that song. If we're doing a new UTMC playlist can we add the following in the same theme?
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Killer track, but skip to 2:20 for the most enlightening song lyrics I've ever heard.
If only Bob Dylan did punk rock we could round this out proper.
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Killer track, but skip to 2:20 for the most enlightening song lyrics I've ever heard.
If only Bob Dylan did punk rock we could round this out proper.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
Oh, and this one too:
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They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City