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You know your golf-course is over the top when...
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
You know your golf-course is over the top when...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
You know you have too much money when...
... your golf cart requires a tail prop.
... your golf cart requires a tail prop.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
You know what bugs me about this?
It's not that they're rich - your surplus cash does not negatively affect me unless you robbed me, directly, to get it.
It's not that they're spending their money on a novelty - if I could afford a lift on a helicopter into the middle of nowhere and back, you better believe I would do it.
It's that they're flying into the middle of nowhere... to play fucking golf. Seriously? They couldn't come up with something better to do?
Golf is the cheese pizza of outdoor activities - it's the least creative and least threatening possibliity.
Now, if they'd flown out there to get shit-faced and play pirate-themed mini-golf with strippers... I'd be impressed.
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It's not that they're rich - your surplus cash does not negatively affect me unless you robbed me, directly, to get it.
It's not that they're spending their money on a novelty - if I could afford a lift on a helicopter into the middle of nowhere and back, you better believe I would do it.
It's that they're flying into the middle of nowhere... to play fucking golf. Seriously? They couldn't come up with something better to do?
Golf is the cheese pizza of outdoor activities - it's the least creative and least threatening possibliity.
Now, if they'd flown out there to get shit-faced and play pirate-themed mini-golf with strippers... I'd be impressed.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I could get behind that sentiment.
I want to take a ride in a heli something fierce. I want that ride to take me to the top of a big, gnarly, snowy mountain and say "See you at the bottom."
Then leave me with my snowboard and fly away.
Not whack a little white ball, just to see where it hits the ground.
I want to take a ride in a heli something fierce. I want that ride to take me to the top of a big, gnarly, snowy mountain and say "See you at the bottom."
Then leave me with my snowboard and fly away.
Not whack a little white ball, just to see where it hits the ground.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Shhted
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mini-apple-ish
- Contact:
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
I, too, like golf and helicopters. I have done both, albeit not at the same time. Both have involved mucho pain. Golf has on several lucky occasions involved naked chicks (stripper tournaments are a lot of fun) but the one heli trip I took involved a very badly damaged femur (mine). I don't remember what the original post here was about, I just want to reminisce about stripper golf tournaments
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Golf (behind cemeteries) is the second biggest waste of real estate on the planet. Every time I pass our local (public or private) course I yearn to have a CR500 to destroy it with. While I echo smash's sentiment and hold no ones wealth against them, seriously, that's the best you can come up with? My heli experiance is limited to pre-teen rides in a local guys MASH type Bell (no doors, plexi-bubble, cool AS Hell) but my golf experience says the dirt has a better use.
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"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
- Contact:
Having worked at a gated country club as a greens keeper I would like nothing better than to shoot that helicopter out of the sky.
The only thing that made that job bearable was that 90% of the time I didn't have to deal with golfers since we were out and mostly done before they were even up. The times I did have to dodge them and appease their gated community fantasies were utter hell. I quit soon after two different incidents where drunk co. club members tried to fight me because apparently my presence, well beyond the bounds of play, was detracting from their round of golf.
I hate golf culture with a passion. Country clubs aren't anything more than trailer parks for people with more money than brains.
Pardon my ranting while buzzed.
The only thing that made that job bearable was that 90% of the time I didn't have to deal with golfers since we were out and mostly done before they were even up. The times I did have to dodge them and appease their gated community fantasies were utter hell. I quit soon after two different incidents where drunk co. club members tried to fight me because apparently my presence, well beyond the bounds of play, was detracting from their round of golf.
I hate golf culture with a passion. Country clubs aren't anything more than trailer parks for people with more money than brains.
Pardon my ranting while buzzed.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I've seen that, and it gave me a hard on.piccini9 wrote:http://www.sonyclassics.com/steep/
Great flick.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Allow me to agree entirely.Bo_9 wrote:Golf (behind cemeteries) is the second biggest waste of real estate on the planet. Every time I pass our local (public or private) course I yearn to have a CR500 to destroy it with.
Ever since the big ear radio-telescope (that received the famous WOW signal) was torn down to make room for a golf-course expansion, I hate golf with no lack of virulence.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
Please, go on.Bigshankhank wrote:I, too, like golf and helicopters. I have done both, albeit not at the same time. Both have involved mucho pain. Golf has on several lucky occasions involved naked chicks (stripper tournaments are a lot of fun) but the one heli trip I took involved a very badly damaged femur (mine). I don't remember what the original post here was about, I just want to reminisce about stripper golf tournaments
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).