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These people are not the minority in america, I'm afraid...
These people are not the minority in america, I'm afraid...
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
I saw the thread title and thought it was going to be this again...
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GeekGrl
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- Location: Out in the black
Yep. People are stupid.
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'09 Triumph Bonneville
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I can't believe i'm listening to that song, instead of writing a paper that is due in 9 hours.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Fairness... Realness
"I can't think of any of her policies right off the bat" - It's ok, you mouthbreathing swine, neither can Palin. I want to hide in a cave.
"I can't think of any of her policies right off the bat" - It's ok, you mouthbreathing swine, neither can Palin. I want to hide in a cave.
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Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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GeekGrl
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Out in the black
Shudder to imagine: because if she made it through the Republican nomination process, and actually ended up being the Republican nominee going up against Obama, I would be less confident than you that she would be responsible for the biggest Republican defeat in history -- because people are STUPID!erosvamp wrote:I pray she runs in 2012. I foresee the biggest republican defeat in history.
"This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do." -- Mal Reynolds
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'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
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'09 Triumph Bonneville
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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I have a theory that McCain was saddled with this idiot because the Bush white house couldn't stand him and the Republican leadership (Cheney) picked her as a sort-of-believeable candidate (remember, he picked himself, after all) and let the chips fall where they may.
It was sort of like "Well, we'll let him run but we're going to really screw him by giving him Palin."
It was sort of like "Well, we'll let him run but we're going to really screw him by giving him Palin."
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Drift
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Idiocracy
The other day I read the entirety of Ronald Reagan's famous "Shining city on a hill" speech. It was brilliant. When I was finished, I sat there thinking that if he gave that speech today, a majority of his listeners would react negatively as they would be unable to understand all but the most simple of concepts he was presenting. It was so well written, with such a depth of historical knowledge, context and significance in how it seemlessly went from history lesson to present and future policy mantra. It also upheld my personal belief that the US must take the high road in adhering to the ideal of the Constitutional "Rule of Law" even when dealing with our enemies, an idea that seems easily abandoned these days in favor of an ignorant mob mentality when presented with HARD choices.
Today, that depth would have him labled as elitist, eggheaded and professorial.
I guess I'm lucky that I don't know one (ok, maybe one - or two) people that would have been included in that video.
How can Mike Judge always be so right? If you haven't seen IDIOCRACY I highly recommend it.
Funny how they negatively throw around "socialism" and then praise Palin for nothing, even though she was one of the architects of one of the most successful socialist (she would probably call it "populist") programs ever in the United States - The redistribution of privately held oil profits to the citizens of Alaska.
Jebus help us.
Today, that depth would have him labled as elitist, eggheaded and professorial.
I guess I'm lucky that I don't know one (ok, maybe one - or two) people that would have been included in that video.
How can Mike Judge always be so right? If you haven't seen IDIOCRACY I highly recommend it.
Funny how they negatively throw around "socialism" and then praise Palin for nothing, even though she was one of the architects of one of the most successful socialist (she would probably call it "populist") programs ever in the United States - The redistribution of privately held oil profits to the citizens of Alaska.
Jebus help us.
The Lemonade is a LIE!!! - Captain
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1999 Kawasaki 1500 Drifter
1993 GSXR 750 RatFighter (in progress)