PLEASE LOGIN TO SEE ANYTHING.
This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
Click below for more information.
EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
Automatic registration is disabled for security reasons.
But fear not!
You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
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Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:30 pm
I asked to be able to delete my posts and delete my profile...... since they don't allow you to do that I asked a mod to do it for me....... it went up the food chain to Admin.......
Here's this evenings entertainment I guess....... in order with out any editing except for my email addy....... For context this was after making my request that my posts and profile be deleted to one of the Mods........
@KLR650.net-admin wrote: Are you not wanting law enforcement to read your posts, or what?
mountain eagle wrote: You can look over my few posts easy enough to know that's a silly question.
So is there a legitimate reason to prevent someone from removing themselves from this web forum?
Please post replies should you feel they are needed to
xxx-xxxx@hotmail.com
Thanks
mountain eagle
@KLR650.net-admin wrote: Why are you such a radical liberal that you feel you're unable to participate here and are demanding the removal of all posts one year after your last visit?
mountain eagle wrote: Wow, I don't plan on participating and I don't see where I have DEMANDED anything. I have politely asked. Repeatedly yes, but always politely. And certainly not in a demanding way. This kind of behavior is indicative of the reasons I would like full disassociation.
Can or will this be done for me? A simple yes or know will suffice.
Thanks
mountain eagle
@KLR650.net-admin wrote:It is you who is being intolerant. Good luck with your attitude.
@KLR650.net-admin wrote:You have been banned for the following reason:
By request: Does not wish to be able to participate
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
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Contact:
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by Rock » Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:12 am
HIPPIE!!!!
Stop being so needy and demanding.....
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
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by rc26 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:13 am
You have a problem known as questioning authority. Better get it in check...become a drone.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:09 am
Dude, you just made that guy work through a huge amount of paperwork
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:21 am
God damned liberals, always sticking to the man...
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:16 am
mtne wrote:@KLR650.net-admin wrote:It is you who is being intolerant. Good luck with your attitude.
Where did that intolerant thing come from?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:07 am
Rev wrote:I'm not sure why you try to engage those people. I just browse the classifieds and I haven't had a problem.
I just thought I'd ask................. and this is what ya get. Can't see shit since I'm banned, hopefully they're talking shit.
The political posts from last year are from Ironbrewer and his wife. I gave them the account info to work with after they were basically banned for supporting Obama and trying to correct false information. They only banned me for a month that time...........
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Ban Guzzi
- I AM THE MOTOR!
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by Ban Guzzi » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:15 am
nice.
DOF and yourself...abd a few others if rusty memory serves, have left that place over the years in a not too favorable light.
It's like a forum of Rocket Johns it seems?
Screw em.
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:51 am
Bigshankhank wrote:Dude, you just made that guy work through a huge amount of paperwork
ROFL
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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by xaos » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:26 am
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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Contact:
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by dozer » Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:58 pm
You never told me you were Obama's brother...
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote:
If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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by motorpsycho67 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:09 pm
I wonder why so many douchenozzles are attracted to KLRs....
You'd think they'd insist on riding American.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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absent_carlo
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
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by absent_carlo » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:11 pm
Rev wrote:Well, we were debating health care. Anything beyond "government want eat babies" is considered trolling over there.
Why do you hate America so much?
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:04 pm
Good Job..........
Umm, was it at least a permaban?
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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by erosvamp » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:14 pm
Rev wrote:motorpsycho67 wrote:I wonder why so many douchenozzles are attracted to KLRs....
You'd think they'd insist on riding American.
Hey now...
They do attract a sorta survivalist militia crowd.
Hmmm... wonder how long I would last on that board.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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SomeMook
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
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by SomeMook » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:31 pm
I stopped visiting there a while ago. The Admin over there has been quite the dickhole for a while. I like how he banned the guy who pointed out he was being childish for calling you names instead of refuting your points. It just reinforces my lack of desire to go on that board. It's a shame, I met a lot of nice people from that board.
All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
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by Bo_9 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:54 am
if you just want to go look around use the bugmenot login -
dontbugme/bugmenot
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
