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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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rubber buccaneer
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by rubber buccaneer » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:05 am
So, while digging through the box of crap in my closet, I found these challenge coins. Long story short, I got them from someone that I thought was a good friend (and more) but she-devil had different plans. I've kept them for sentimental reasons but now they've come to represent a chapter in my life that I don't wish to be reminded of. If anyone wants these, PM me and I'll mail them to ya.
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ninemileskid
- Magnum Jihad
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by ninemileskid » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:54 am
Sounds like they come with some bad ju-ju.
Toss them into the abyss.
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xaos
- Zaouse!
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by xaos » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:40 am
we'd all be in better shape if 'coin' checking was in full effect.
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rubber buccaneer
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by rubber buccaneer » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:12 pm
xaos wrote:we'd all be in better shape if 'coin' checking was in full effect.
?
They were given to me as such so I assumed that's what they are. I don't know much about them, honestly I don't really want to. I'll probably just toss them rather than spreading bad juju ...
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xaos
- Zaouse!
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by xaos » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:07 pm
rubber buccaneer wrote:xaos wrote:we'd all be in better shape if 'coin' checking was in full effect.
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They were given to me as such so I assumed that's what they are. I don't know much about them, honestly I don't really want to. I'll probably just toss them rather than spreading bad juju ...
in circles where it is common for people to be awarded coins, you have been challenged or "checked" when someone produces their coin. those who cannot produce a coin of their own have to do push ups/buy drinks. rules vary by unit.
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rubber buccaneer
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by rubber buccaneer » Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:07 pm
Ah, gotcha. Thanks for the clarification. Sounds like a good way to score a free round of drinks ... still not worth it, they're probably going to end up on the bottom of susquehanna soon.
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Rock
- Superfudge!
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by Rock » Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:37 pm
ebay them.....
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guitargeek
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by guitargeek » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:50 pm
Rock wrote:ebay them.....
Rock for Guidance Counselor! His is the only suggestion that makes any sense.
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by MoraleHazard » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:30 am
+1 on ebaying them or give them to Rock. He loves challenge coins.
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