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What. A. Douche.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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thesoapster
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Re: What. A. Douche.
Ugh.WeAintFoundShit wrote:And now he's probably gonna breed.
Maybe a giant, global meltdown that takes us back to the fucking stone age is precisely what we need.
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No, but maybe we should go back to beating certain individuals over the head with a club.
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motorpsycho67
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Ames
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Way I see it, who am I to judge? It was HIS wedding, he was just having fun with it. Maybe not my cuppa tea, definitely have to give his missus props for going along with it and being good natured, so that means when I get married I just won't do it.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
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Ames.
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Rabbit_Fighter
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+1Ames wrote:Way I see it, who am I to judge? It was HIS wedding, he was just having fun with it. Maybe not my cuppa tea, definitely have to give his missus props for going along with it and being good natured, so that means when I get married I just won't do it.
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I'm torn on this one. On the one hand, I think that people put way too much emphasis on how perfect their wedding has to be and am cool with people who lighten it up a bit. (though I still feel comfortable calling him a knob).
On the other hand, I get really weirded out about how important it is for some people to keep their virtual life in sync with their real life.
Philosophers may one day ask, "if you have an awesome day and don't post about it, did it really happen?"
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Bigshankhank
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What is sad to me is not that the guy did it. I just went through my own wedding last year so I am cool with doing it your way (unless you want to do the "Thriller" dance, get a fucking life). What bothers me is this person's ego-trip has made him a celebrity of sorts. This is news? I cannot stand personal interest stories for the most part, and this is a perfect example of why.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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Seriously!?!?!!!! That was just retarded.
I am totally a firm believer in a do-whatever-you-want wedding (N8 and I pretty much eloped - just had his daughter and my mom at the chapel where we made it official - we had already been together 5 years when we tied the knot) but to be such a douche to update your Facebook account from the altar...THAT'S going a little too far IMO.
If I was the wife, I would have slapped the phone out of his hands.
Sometimes in-person networking is a little more important that social networking.
I am totally a firm believer in a do-whatever-you-want wedding (N8 and I pretty much eloped - just had his daughter and my mom at the chapel where we made it official - we had already been together 5 years when we tied the knot) but to be such a douche to update your Facebook account from the altar...THAT'S going a little too far IMO.
If I was the wife, I would have slapped the phone out of his hands.
Sometimes in-person networking is a little more important that social networking.
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Yeah, the 40 of Olde E I was sipping during our ceremony was enough!Vespalina wrote:Seriously!?!?!!!! That was just retarded.
I am totally a firm believer in a do-whatever-you-want wedding (N8 and I pretty much eloped - just had his daughter and my mom at the chapel where we made it official - we had already been together 5 years when we tied the knot) but to be such a douche to update your Facebook account from the altar...THAT'S going a little too far IMO.
If I was the wife, I would have slapped the phone out of his hands.
Sometimes in-person networking is a little more important that social networking.
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Here's the way I see it.
According to the article, the WIFE was even surprised by his actions, which says to me that it's not just a lighthearted spoof between them.
This guy took the one moment where the most important thing in the world should be his wife (and vice versa) and decided to bust out and start texting.
Where does that place his wife?
I'd be fucking wounded to the depths of my soul if my wife did that during the ceremony. Good thing wedding dresses usually don't have pockets.
My cell phone is going to be OFF, and out of sight for as much of the day as possible if I ever get married; the most important thing in my life is going to be right there in front of me.
...my motorcycle.
WAIT, NO! MY WIFE! I MEAN MY WIFE! DAMNIT! BABY, COME BACK!
awww man!
According to the article, the WIFE was even surprised by his actions, which says to me that it's not just a lighthearted spoof between them.
This guy took the one moment where the most important thing in the world should be his wife (and vice versa) and decided to bust out and start texting.
Where does that place his wife?
I'd be fucking wounded to the depths of my soul if my wife did that during the ceremony. Good thing wedding dresses usually don't have pockets.
My cell phone is going to be OFF, and out of sight for as much of the day as possible if I ever get married; the most important thing in my life is going to be right there in front of me.
...my motorcycle.
WAIT, NO! MY WIFE! I MEAN MY WIFE! DAMNIT! BABY, COME BACK!
awww man!
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It seems as if some folks did not make it on to a reality show, so they use twitter or whatever to publish their whole life. Gets burdensome.
Were I to remarry? A beach, a preach, a ring, and my lady. Short, sweet, and then? The rest of the "budget" spent on relaxing, just the two of us.
Not hating on weddings, they just stress me out. I don't really care that duder twitterpated during his nuptials, but I bet his old lady drops the hammer if he tweets the honeymoon.
Were I to remarry? A beach, a preach, a ring, and my lady. Short, sweet, and then? The rest of the "budget" spent on relaxing, just the two of us.
Not hating on weddings, they just stress me out. I don't really care that duder twitterpated during his nuptials, but I bet his old lady drops the hammer if he tweets the honeymoon.
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Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.