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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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Unbelievable! When did we become such wimps?
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Unbelievable! When did we become such wimps?
Banning bright yellow nerf guns and treating them like real guns? Are you kidding me?
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_13922672
BOULDER — If you're caught walking around the University of Colorado at Boulder with a Nerf gun, you could be arrested. Notices have been posted around the campus dorm buildings, warning students that Nerf-gun sightings will be treated like real-gun sightings.
The notices have gone up the same week that Colorado State University's student government voted to oppose a ban on real guns for those with concealed-weapons permits.
Nerf guns began popping up around CU this week, after some students started playing the popular game "Humans vs. Zombies." It's similar to the game of tag.
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_13922672
BOULDER — If you're caught walking around the University of Colorado at Boulder with a Nerf gun, you could be arrested. Notices have been posted around the campus dorm buildings, warning students that Nerf-gun sightings will be treated like real-gun sightings.
The notices have gone up the same week that Colorado State University's student government voted to oppose a ban on real guns for those with concealed-weapons permits.
Nerf guns began popping up around CU this week, after some students started playing the popular game "Humans vs. Zombies." It's similar to the game of tag.
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"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Have you been to Boulder? That town has NOTHING to do with reality. In all likelyhood, the answer to your question is "yes". Why? Because Boulder P.D.'s former policy of shooting you in the chest with a taser could kill you.Moto_Myotis wrote:Does that mean that if you shoot a Nerf gun, University PD might come by and shoot you with a real gun?
http://www.dailycamera.com/ci_13608967
Oddly enough, there was no mention of tasing people in the head (like zombies), so I guess that's still fair game.
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Wait, they allow concealed carry on campus? Fuckin a right
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-Jim Bishop.
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Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Typically no, but the pro firearms kids are making progress in this regard.dozerone wrote:Wait, they allow concealed carry on campus? Fuckin a right
/RM
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In mass I had to get a permit from the police just to carry pepper spray...after that, I decided it wasn't even worth hassling to bring my rifles up with me..
That is promising as far as the carrying concealed on campus, I've always thought it was a good idea. Mixed with some terrible, of course, but overall a good idea.
That is promising as far as the carrying concealed on campus, I've always thought it was a good idea. Mixed with some terrible, of course, but overall a good idea.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Related, but a bit off the topic...
What is with the complete pussification of Super Soakers? Did any of you play with them as a kid? I know I did. My best one was this like 1.5 gallon backpack of water with a 4 nozzle gun that was basically this crazy water cannon.
Now their shit is all lame. Looking at the Nerf site, I don't see some of the madness that used to exist, but they still have some mildly cool designs. I still have some of my old Nerf guns that have the velocity to put someone's eye out
What is with the complete pussification of Super Soakers? Did any of you play with them as a kid? I know I did. My best one was this like 1.5 gallon backpack of water with a 4 nozzle gun that was basically this crazy water cannon.
Now their shit is all lame. Looking at the Nerf site, I don't see some of the madness that used to exist, but they still have some mildly cool designs. I still have some of my old Nerf guns that have the velocity to put someone's eye out
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Birkenstocks and SUVs baybeee!WeAintFoundShit wrote:Oh yeah, I almost forgot: I fucking HATE Boulder.
I did buy a beater Volvo 240 from a boulder psychic once. We had agreed to terms involving a down payment, then the next day she reneged and changed the terms. I didn't mention it to her, but I was thinking that since she is was a fucking psychic couldn't she see that I was going to be good on the original terms?
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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My 16 year-old came home with a nerf machine gun that would make Rambo happy. Belt-fed, takes about 17 "C" cell batteries, and fires 120 rounds a minute. I'm finding Nerf darts fucking EVERYWHERE.
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That would weld their asses shut.
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That would weld their asses shut.
Done.
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Ames
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"Buy"some? Dude, you've really got to get over here more. We have awesome Nerf-gun wars all the time. Problem is the darts are constantly all over the house. Metalredneck, I feel your pain.roadmissile wrote:Anyone else have the urge to buy some nerf guns and head for Boulder with me?
/RM
My personal favorite is the Maverick, it's a barrel six-shooter, but it will take any kind of Nerf dart.
Oh, and fuck The People's Republic of Boulder, can't stand that fucking town that hypocrisy built.
Cheers,
Ames.
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Ames.
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Quid Ita Serius?
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Oh, HELL YEAH!!! That's one of the coolest toys I've ever seen! BDB and Roadmissle, what say us 3 mount a pair of these things on the hood of my Ford Escort, then go terrorize CU up in Boulder? First target of opportunity is strafing the campus police HQ - then - let's go take down RALPHIE!
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