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We've all wished for it at some time…
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
We've all wished for it at some time…
MOTORCYCLE ROCKET LAUNCHERS!
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
I absolutely love this, but can't help wonder about the legality of it. Hmmmm....if only we had someone who could offer us legal advice...
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
In one of his other videos, he fires a larger shoulder-launched rocket with stabilizing fins that may have travelled up to a kilometre. I expect great things from this young man.DerGolgo wrote:Inspired! And inspiring!
Now, some spin-stabilization and something that makes an awful racket on impact...
- JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
- Contact:
- MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
- Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Hehe. That is so not legal and gonna get someone arrested.
Now pardon me while I dig through the old model rocket box for motors...
Now pardon me while I dig through the old model rocket box for motors...
When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Wheezy!MATPOC wrote:There is a guy in Vegas who is a pyrotechnic . . .
That's our boy.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
and the east coast offers a rocket-launcing honda...once again, El Coucho:MATPOC wrote: launches rockets from his Vespa, pretty cool
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today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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12ci wrote:and the east coast offers a rocket-launcing honda...once again, El Coucho:MATPOC wrote: launches rockets from his Vespa, pretty cool
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as a little threadjack, we were discussing the PVSC rally at brunch this sunday, and I was debating going. After this video, I am no longer debating it.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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For now, no; however I may have a moped. Do I have to ride a scooter there?
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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12ci wrote:riding a motorcycle to a scooter rally is like bringing a knife to a gun fight
Wouldn't it be more like bringing a gun to knife fight?
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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SomeMook
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Stephens City, VA
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
No. Scooter is optional. Sad to say, but a few people that go to that don't bring a bike of any kind. They all have broken scooters. NSP was the first scooter rally in years I showed up on a scooter.(And it revolted by trying to kill my frienddozerone wrote:For now, no; however I may have a moped. Do I have to ride a scooter there?
But I've been showing up on Motorcycles for a while. It's totally cool.
Besides, it's on the way to Ragnarok.
There have been a couple of douchebags that have brought guns to scooter rallies. It's a little unnerving.Rev wrote:No, bringing a gun to a scooter rally is like bringing a motorcycle to a knife fight.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
How big are your potatoes?Rev wrote:Also, how bad do you think a motorcycle-mounted potato gun would recoil?
And wouldn't it be difficult (comical) to spray the Aqua-Net into the chamber at speed? Or are you talking fancy pneumatics? Propane? How long of a barrel? Front facing or rear facing? Or both?
How about muzzle loading it with a potato, then dumping in a can of Diced New Potatoes. It'd be like a shotgun blast!
I don't need these ideas... don't give me ideas.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Hmmm. How bout packing it all in mashed potatoes to keep the slug and grapeshot intact longer, thus increasing its range . . .Zim wrote:How about muzzle loading it with a potato, then dumping in a can of Diced New Potatoes. It'd be like a shotgun blast!
I don't need these ideas... don't give me ideas.
All the Micks Krauts and Polaks would be begging for the firing squad--I know I would, I'm two of the three.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO