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How NOT to do a wheelie.

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How NOT to do a wheelie.

Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:55 pm

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At least all of his protective gear will help cushion the fall and absorb most of the impact.


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Ban Guzzi
I AM THE MOTOR!

Post by Ban Guzzi » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:57 pm

That made me cringe.

A LOT.
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

piccini9
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:32 pm

Ouch.

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Post by stiles » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:33 pm

A for effort

F for execution

D for videographer

O for blood type
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Post by Korpen » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:24 pm

I could feel my muscles bracing for impact just watching that thing... Ouch.
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Post by xtian » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:08 pm

euwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm not really from around here.

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Flatline
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Post by Flatline » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:31 am

Sucks to be that guy. Even before the idea to do the wheelie.
You build it, we break it.

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Post by Pattio » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:40 am

I think he achieved a full starfish on the landing.
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:59 am

Ow. That's gonna leave a mark.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:39 am

Pattio wrote:I think he achieved a full starfish on the landing.
More like a puckered one.
Owie, that must have sucked...
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Post by Ames » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:31 am

I now have knots in my shoulders from cringing while watching that. Fawk, that's a bad day!
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:26 am

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Post by thrasherbill » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:58 pm

Jaeger wrote:Ow. That's gonna leave a mark.

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Yeah a big red one on the pavement!
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Post by bndgkmf » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:54 pm

That'll buff out.
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