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stiles
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HP builds a computer that doesn't work for black people:

Post by stiles » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:31 pm

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motorpsycho67
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:41 pm

Cracker ass computer!!

:lol:
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Flatline
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Post by Flatline » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:34 am

It could be the gravitational pull. She's a fatty.
You build it, we break it.

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Post by Rench » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:34 pm

Hmm, not sure how to express my amusement/joy without sounding like a dick...

Not related to any one group, it seems that ANYONE who can find an excuse to get offended does. Whereas this guy clearly sees the humor in a technological bug and mocks it for what it is and leaves it at that. Damn awesome.

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Post by MoraleHazard » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:34 am

That's hilarious. Where's Al Sharpton when you need him. No Justice! No Peace!

I hope the guy was joking about buying one for Christmas, or the webcam pan feature isn't all that important to him.
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