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My new iPhone

Post by thrasherbill » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:10 pm

Ever since I saw the iPhone commercial with the bubble level I've wanted an iPhone. So last night night my room mates came in, asked me for my phone and left. A few minutes later they came back with a small wrapped package and a card. Inside the card read "we know you wanted an iPhone". I opened the package and found this:


































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My room mates are idiots.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:12 pm

In all honesty, it is probably more accurate.
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Re: My new iPhone

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:13 pm

thrasherbill wrote:
My room mates are idiots.

:mrgreen:
There is little difference between the inspired idiot and genius.
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Post by Davros » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:24 pm

That amused me greatly.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.

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Post by rolly » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Pintgudge » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:43 pm

I like your roomies!
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Post by piccini9 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:58 pm

Did they use Scotch tape instead of Krazy Glue?

That's just weak. :lol:

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Post by Whiskeywrist » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:07 pm

That's a Chinese knockoff, Bill, I'm sorry to say.

The real iPhone has an egg timer taped to the other side, and comes with a free rubber band.

They meant well, though, I'm sure.
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Post by thrasherbill » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:03 pm

Whiskeywrist wrote:That's a Chinese knockoff, Bill, I'm sorry to say.

The real iPhone has an egg timer taped to the other side, and comes with a free rubber band.

They meant well, though, I'm sure.

Fucking cheapskates.
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Post by tumbler » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:04 pm

the real iphone's screen would be cracked already.

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