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Post by Sisyphus » Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:26 pm

Found this while entertaining my 3 y.o.
Kinda makes me want to fly.
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El Asbestos Pajamas
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Post by Maccs » Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:43 pm

Nom.
Nom. Nom.
Ar. Arrraaaahhh!
Maccs

'93 Vulcan 88 bobber

Have a nice apocalypse.

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Post by piccini9 » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:45 pm

Balls of solid steel.

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Post by SomeMook » Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:47 pm

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All the unhappiness in the world is caused by self-delusion. -E.H.

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Post by Zim » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:13 pm

piccini9 wrote:Balls of solid steel.
Yeeouch! No way... balls of hollow titanium. Or CF. Much less stretching when pulling negative g's.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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MATPOC
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Post by MATPOC » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:39 pm

Zim wrote:
piccini9 wrote:Balls of solid steel.
Yeeouch! No way... balls of hollow titanium. Or CF. Much less stretching when pulling negative g's.
Nut sacks must be carbon fiber, the balls are solid brass!

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Post by erosvamp » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:43 pm

Dad had the motorcycle growing up...
Grandpa had the airplane.

I spent every Sunday in the air for years.
Right out of high school, I almost joined the marines just to fly the harrier. Great plane.

I miss flying.

When i finish school and start making "real" money, i plan on getting my pilots licence.
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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:39 pm

SomeMook wrote:<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WRfDsSnLtE4&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WRfDsSnLtE4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
When I was little, and the family was on vacation in Scotland, we drove along a road on one side of a valley when there was some sort of military convoy on the other side of the valley. Maneuvers or some such. And there were two jump jets lounging about. Off in the distance, one was just hovering over a hill-top. We were all looking at that when another one came out of nowhere and did that (only slightly more altitude) over the road. Actually "filled the sky" as they say. The noise was something fucking else.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

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Post by calamari kid » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:56 am

I was riding over White pass on hwy 12 when I heard an odd noise, hmmm nope, not the bike must be something coming up behind me, nope, nothing in the mirrors, what the fu...Holy Shit Mother Of God!!!! An EA6 buzzed through the pass at no more than a couple hundred feet. Scared the bejesus out of me. I've worked a number of tower sites up in the cascades and it's not unusual to see them running through the passes. Cool stuff.
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MATPOC
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Post by MATPOC » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:31 am

When I was young I spent summers with my grandparents outside the city and there was a military base near by, you can guess where this is going, but only difference it that in Communist Russia (early 80's) they had no sonic flight restrictions or at least they weren't enforced. Over the ten years I summered there at least once a sonic boom took out a bunch of windows when a fighter plane passed overhead, many more were heard over the years in a distance...

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Post by bndgkmf » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:57 pm

Growing up in West Texas we have a "relationship" with the USAF. There is a radar bombing range about 10 miles outside of my hometown. Some days the B-52 pilots would come in at about 100 feet over the interstate. Now that was enough to "suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro".
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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:07 pm

bndgkmf wrote:Growing up in West Texas we have a "relationship" with the USAF. There is a radar bombing range about 10 miles outside of my hometown. Some days the B-52 pilots would come in at about 100 feet over the interstate. Now that was enough to "suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro".
"Fry the chickens in the barnyard", wasn't it?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by Rock » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:38 pm

General "Buck" Turgidson: If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!
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Post by srg » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:18 pm

a semi-related video. theme song to Area 88 (anime), which i find to be cool.

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also, dont forget kenny logans classic; Highway to the Danger Zone

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:08 am

calamari kid wrote:I was riding over White pass on hwy 12 when I heard an odd noise, hmmm nope, not the bike must be something coming up behind me, nope, nothing in the mirrors, what the fu...Holy Shit Mother Of God!!!! An EA6 buzzed through the pass at no more than a couple hundred feet. Scared the bejesus out of me. I've worked a number of tower sites up in the cascades and it's not unusual to see them running through the passes. Cool stuff.
I had a similar experience going over North Cascade Highway once.

My family has property on Lake Chelan, which is basically a big canyon. Every now and then pilots buzz the lake. One time an A6 (presumably out of Whidbey) flew by our property may 50 feet over the lake. It was amazing.

Mental
El Asbestos Pajamas

Post by Mental » Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:03 pm

Those planes are OK....

but real aircraft have a rotating dome...

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Post by bndgkmf » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:31 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
bndgkmf wrote:Growing up in West Texas we have a "relationship" with the USAF. There is a radar bombing range about 10 miles outside of my hometown. Some days the B-52 pilots would come in at about 100 feet over the interstate. Now that was enough to "suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro".
"Fry the chickens in the barnyard", wasn't it?
I was quoting Spies Like Us but I guess the Strangelove one is more appropriate. It was always rumored you could go out there in the fields and find fried critters from the radar waves.
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Post by Sonic Rob » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:46 pm

The last time I went to Nellis there were a couple of F-22s maneuvering over the place as I drove in. The speed didn't kill me so much as the maneuverability. They were flitting around like leaves in the wind, flipping end over end faster than it takes to say it.

They're not kidding with those things.
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