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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
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by Flatline » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:47 pm
Or do whatever else that would make you have a good day.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (in advance so my retarded ass doesn't forget!)
Hope you have a good one!
You build it, we break it.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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by guitargeek » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:17 pm
Hey, all right! Happy birthday, man! Eat some dicks for me!
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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GeekGrl
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Out in the black
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by GeekGrl » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:24 pm
BackDoorBarbie wrote:exactly HOW does one go about eating a bag of dicks?
is it anything like sucking a bag of dicks?
i am so confused, now im not only confused about sucking, now i have to be confused about eating, too.
Ah, boys and their Dick's obsession ... not to fret, BDB, instructions are here:
http://www.ddir.com/About_Us.html
"This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do." -- Mal Reynolds
'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
Tales from a solo ride:
http://www.waywardrider.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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by motorpsycho67 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:42 am
Here ya go BDB, not sure if it comes with instructions though...

'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:26 am
Happy Birthday?
I am confused, and frightened.

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Priest
- Ancient Mariner
- Location: Frederick, Maryland
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by Priest » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:38 am
Happy birthday, UTG. Enjoy your bag of dicks, or bowl of dicks, whichever is the appopriate regional terminology for you.
*I propose that Flatline's birthday salute be The Official UTMC Birthday Salutation, and be ammended to The Prophecy.
Priest.
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Dobbs
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Aurora
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by Dobbs » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:33 am
Happy Birthday Brotha...
No comment on the "Bag of Dicks"
Does it scare you? That I'm able to discern, what to love and what to burn!
Dobbs
07 Shadow Sabre VT 1100
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:35 am
Had my ffirst bag of Dick's while staying at your house. Awesomesauce! Happy Bday brother and enjoy your bag of dick's!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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by Jonny » Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:54 am
Happy birthday, you bag-of-dick receiving, patch sending bastard. Only ten-odd days off my bag-of-dick day!
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:02 am
Happy B-Day!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:23 am
Happy b-day UTG! I'll have a bag of Dick's for lunch today in your honor.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:47 pm
Gunny, May you enjoy a plethora of bagsfull of Dick's. You deserve it.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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by UndertheGun » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:45 pm
Lol
Thanks everyone! I think.
I could go for a dick's deluxe, two orders of fries and a vanilla shake...
So far I've had a really laid back day. Went out for drinks last night, GF came over. Just got back from Japanese class. Wore my new white Sidi Vertigo boots to hippie school in the woods; Japanese class agreed that only badasses/assholes would wear "spaceboots" to class. Cute barista bought my americano. About to cook myself some bacon.
Pretty good birthday all in all.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:45 am
You, are a badass/asshole.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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sweetpea
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Richmond
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by sweetpea » Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:39 am
piccini9 wrote:Happy Birthday?
I am confused, and frightened.

ditto
on both
dachshund must be german for 'insane dog'
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Drift
- Magnum Jihad
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by Drift » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:12 am
So happy birthday...
Motorpsycho - straight awesome on that pic. I'm, going to forward that to my friend Kevin. His family owns the Dick's over in Spokane. That's gonna make him roll.

The Lemonade is a LIE!!! - Captain
1999 Kawasaki 1500 Drifter
1993 GSXR 750 RatFighter (in progress)