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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
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Cat vs. Bear... yep, there is a video.
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MagnusTheBuilder
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Cat vs. Bear... yep, there is a video.
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-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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HAHAHAHAA
Pound for pound... cats, every time.
(If for nothing else but sheer balls...)
Oh, and love the new avatar, BTW. Ow.
--Jaeger
Pound for pound... cats, every time.
(If for nothing else but sheer balls...)
Oh, and love the new avatar, BTW. Ow.
--Jaeger
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<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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xtian
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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I was just wondering how quickly the laughter would turn to screams of horror if that bear took a chomp out of kitty.
(I, for one, can't stand your new avatar. Makes me cringe, and I'm gonna have to come up with creative ways to read your posts without having to see it.)
(I, for one, can't stand your new avatar. Makes me cringe, and I'm gonna have to come up with creative ways to read your posts without having to see it.)
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Reminds me of one of those old nature show's (Marty Robbins?) where a wolverine backed a grizzly bear off a deer carcass. 
Probably a similar scale of house cat to black bear. That grizzly just knew better.
edit*- Marty Stauf?
Probably a similar scale of house cat to black bear. That grizzly just knew better.
edit*- Marty Stauf?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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MagnusTheBuilder
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That was my thought too... about the "What if the bear decides that it is done fucking around and traumatizes the kid."WeAintFoundShit wrote:I was just wondering how quickly the laughter would turn to screams of horror if that bear took a chomp out of kitty.
(I, for one, can't stand your new avatar. Makes me cringe, and I'm gonna have to come up with creative ways to read your posts without having to see it.)
Also... I changed my avatar to something less offensive. I will look for something more suitable and permanent.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Flatline
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Agreement on both points.WeAintFoundShit wrote:I was just wondering how quickly the laughter would turn to screams of horror if that bear took a chomp out of kitty.
(I, for one, can't stand your new avatar. Makes me cringe, and I'm gonna have to come up with creative ways to read your posts without having to see it.)
Also, the subtitles make me giggle a little bit. I'm pretty sure the Japanese know what laughter sounds like.
You build it, we break it.
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WeAintFoundShit
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Thanks dude, I really appreciate it.MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
Also... I changed my avatar to something less offensive. I will look for something more suitable and permanent.
I really can't stand seeing people get hurt (with the exception of the times that I know the person, know what the damage was, and know that they came out of it ok. Then sure, bring on the trauma porn. Other than that, I avoid that shit like the plague, coz it gives me the major ookies.)
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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erosvamp
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