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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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The Superbowl is coming up.. Apparently..
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- The Business
- Location: Carmichaels, PA
- Contact:
The Superbowl is coming up.. Apparently..
All i can say is, THANK GOD IT'S NOT PITTSBURGH! Living in pittsburgh (and a very large surrounding area) when the Steelers are in the play-off's is like living in a football stadium, filled with excited fools. Everyone is transformed into a retired player with a mindless, unwanted option.
I can't stand that the Steelers have won so many superbowls. It gives these people a football fan god form or something. You can't go anywhere that doesn't have some stupid poster/sign/banner/tshirt that has superbowl rings on it. They are honestly considered hero's around here.
As of late, it seems no one is talking about football. Everyone walks around a little less bounce in thier step. Hockey seems to take priority. But for some reason, i dont mind hockey as much. i guess they are a little less paid, and a lot more worked..
I'm wondering if it is that much worse in pittsburgh, or of its like this everywhere? I need to get out more.
I can't stand that the Steelers have won so many superbowls. It gives these people a football fan god form or something. You can't go anywhere that doesn't have some stupid poster/sign/banner/tshirt that has superbowl rings on it. They are honestly considered hero's around here.
As of late, it seems no one is talking about football. Everyone walks around a little less bounce in thier step. Hockey seems to take priority. But for some reason, i dont mind hockey as much. i guess they are a little less paid, and a lot more worked..
I'm wondering if it is that much worse in pittsburgh, or of its like this everywhere? I need to get out more.
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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ninemileskid
- Magnum Jihad
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
My team sucks...didn't get there. Don't care who wins.
The only Superbowl commercial I remember was many years ago when my team won it's first Superbowl. A shot of a V-65 Magna doing a burnout as it took off down the dragstrip. Haven't been impressed since...
38 years of Superbowl Ads:
http://adland.tv/SuperBowlCommercials
Browsing through them I noticed another m/c related commercial. Honda taking a poke at Kawasaki.
http://adland.tv/commercials/honda-hurr ... 87-030-usa
The only Superbowl commercial I remember was many years ago when my team won it's first Superbowl. A shot of a V-65 Magna doing a burnout as it took off down the dragstrip. Haven't been impressed since...
38 years of Superbowl Ads:
http://adland.tv/SuperBowlCommercials
Browsing through them I noticed another m/c related commercial. Honda taking a poke at Kawasaki.
http://adland.tv/commercials/honda-hurr ... 87-030-usa
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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You are all doing it wrong. On animal planet they have the "PUPPY BOWL". This is the only reason that you should even bother waking up on that day.
The passing game leaves a lot to be desired but the crowd goes crazy if someone poops on the field.
The passing game leaves a lot to be desired but the crowd goes crazy if someone poops on the field.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Would we play hand-ball?Flatline wrote:We can have an anti-football party.UndertheGun wrote:Sorry but, fuck that shit. Football is alright to play but watching it is high on my list of things not to do.
(sorry for the offtopic assholery)
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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ninemileskid wrote:I would much rather spend a week in a city whose team was going to the Superbowl than be anywhere for the week before Christmas.
Good point. I'm not sure you understand the severity of it though.
Christmas shoppers seem to be cruel, greedy, selfish, brainwashed, trampling machines.. Football fans are proud, cocky, arrogant, and mostly drunk, and they love to let you know it. I guess it's whichever you can stand more.
Maybe i just hate everyone?
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Fuck football.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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In the past I've had parties where the rule was, "Talk all you want during the game, but you had better shut the fuck up during the commercials." Needless to say, drinking games were involved. Rumor has it there were actually four quarters, but none of us has any empirical proof of this. 
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
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Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
I love football. I love baseball. I love hockey. I love rugby. I love naked mud wrestling. I love crew. I love kickball. I love sports.
I am far too competitive of a person not to love sports.
If given the opportunity, I will always want to play rather than watch.
I will be watching the Superbowl while eating nachos and napping on and off during the day.
Does this mean at Ragnarok we are not going to play a game of touch football? Damn.
I was really looking forward to east vs west.

I am far too competitive of a person not to love sports.
If given the opportunity, I will always want to play rather than watch.
I will be watching the Superbowl while eating nachos and napping on and off during the day.
Does this mean at Ragnarok we are not going to play a game of touch football? Damn.
I was really looking forward to east vs west.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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I let you put your hand wherever Petey-pie.piccini9 wrote:Would we play hand-ball?Flatline wrote:We can have an anti-football party.UndertheGun wrote:Sorry but, fuck that shit. Football is alright to play but watching it is high on my list of things not to do.
(sorry for the offtopic assholery)
You build it, we break it.
