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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Anybody have $50k I could borrow???
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
Anybody have $50k I could borrow???
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
i'd just like to park that in sf and watch dpt struggle with booting or towing it!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
I have a very nice mental image now of a boot attached to one of the road-wheels, helplessly turning and being slowly mangled, the suspension traveling a wee bit whenever the part of the boot that goes under the wheel passes between wheel and track...goose wrote:i'd just like to park that in sf and watch dpt struggle with booting or towing it!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
I'll lend you the money, if you'll take care of a few things for me with it. A few years ago, I saw footage of someone in a surplus tank going down a public street, running over a bunch of parked cars with a mess of cop cars encircling him, but unable to do anything. In the end, I think he hung it up on it's belly pan with both tracks spinning. He probably had a hard time finding a lawyer to represent him in that case.
Every dollar we spend is a vote for how we want the world to be
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
+1Tankers are lazy.
Just have to add to the negative vibes and the hateraid: DAT
(Dumb Ass Tanker)
Used to be a 60 driver so I can say that
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
IIRC, it wasn't surplus. The guy was a nut job who somehow got away with stealing the tank off a base.My Little Pony wrote:I'll lend you the money, if you'll take care of a few things for me with it. A few years ago, I saw footage of someone in a surplus tank going down a public street, running over a bunch of parked cars with a mess of cop cars encircling him, but unable to do anything. In the end, I think he hung it up on it's belly pan with both tracks spinning. He probably had a hard time finding a lawyer to represent him in that case.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
RIP: Marvin Heemeyer.My Little Pony wrote:I'll lend you the money, if you'll take care of a few things for me with it. A few years ago, I saw footage of someone in a surplus tank going down a public street, running over a bunch of parked cars with a mess of cop cars encircling him, but unable to do anything. In the end, I think he hung it up on it's belly pan with both tracks spinning. He probably had a hard time finding a lawyer to represent him in that case.
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
Didn't he shoot himself after he got hung up on the barrier?FastCat wrote:RIP: Marvin Heemeyer.My Little Pony wrote:I'll lend you the money, if you'll take care of a few things for me with it. A few years ago, I saw footage of someone in a surplus tank going down a public street, running over a bunch of parked cars with a mess of cop cars encircling him, but unable to do anything. In the end, I think he hung it up on it's belly pan with both tracks spinning. He probably had a hard time finding a lawyer to represent him in that case.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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Pancake
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: Bailey, CO
Shawn Nelson was the guy who stole the M60 and went on a rampage in San Diego before he got hung up and the police shot him. Marvin Heemeyer was the guy who built an armor plated bull dozer and flattened a bunch of stuff in Granby.
People are crazy.
People are crazy.
I need a street going bike
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
'06 Suzuki RMZ-450
'00 Honda Xr650r.. plated. The Big Red Pig.
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Gauss
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Denver
- Contact:
FastCat wrote:RIP: Marvin Heemeyer.My Little Pony wrote:I'll lend you the money, if you'll take care of a few things for me with it. A few years ago, I saw footage of someone in a surplus tank going down a public street, running over a bunch of parked cars with a mess of cop cars encircling him, but unable to do anything. In the end, I think he hung it up on it's belly pan with both tracks spinning. He probably had a hard time finding a lawyer to represent him in that case.
Been a while since I went through there, 2 maybe 3 years, but at the time there were still buildings there that looked half dozed.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
The thing is, who out there CAN'T relate to Marvin Heemeyer?
I'm not sure I've ever met someone who's never wanted to go and bulldoze a bunch of shit after getting fucked over by someone, ESPECIALLY the government.
Maybe he was a nutjob, and maybe getting fucked over was more in his head than he would've liked to believe, but the fact that he did what he did, and went out of his way to make sure no one got hurt in the process, well... Part of me has got to hand it to the guy.
I'm not sure I've ever met someone who's never wanted to go and bulldoze a bunch of shit after getting fucked over by someone, ESPECIALLY the government.
Maybe he was a nutjob, and maybe getting fucked over was more in his head than he would've liked to believe, but the fact that he did what he did, and went out of his way to make sure no one got hurt in the process, well... Part of me has got to hand it to the guy.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.