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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Las Vegas here I come!
- MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
Las Vegas here I come!
It looks like I will be in Vegas last weekend of the month, booked flight today, so if all goes as planned I will be there Wednesday night (24th) till Monday morning for a scooter rally.
Last year was a blast, hoping for more of the same, do more sight seeing and perhaps meet some local ütmics
I'm shipping my scooter up there so getting around is not a problem.
Last year was a blast, hoping for more of the same, do more sight seeing and perhaps meet some local ütmics
I'm shipping my scooter up there so getting around is not a problem.
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karl package
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: People's Republic of Portland
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Speaking of which -- where the fuck has Wheezy been? Anybody heard from him? MATPOC, you planning to kick his ass and see how he's doing?
--Jaeger
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
D'oh. Called out by the Mad Russian!MATPOC wrote: @ Karl why don't you just come over anyway? hop on the bike and ride! You could make it in a day if you were a man
Here's hoping y'all get to meet Wheezy!
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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wheezy e
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Colorado not Nevada!
Kinda been in hermit mode lately, now I have warm fuzzies cause people miss me.
Apparently my avatar has walked out on me though...
Got a link with info about the scooter rally? I'd love to check out the machines. Twice in the past I've seen the rally heading to the dam (I assume) but I've never known about it ahead of time.
Got a link with info about the scooter rally? I'd love to check out the machines. Twice in the past I've seen the rally heading to the dam (I assume) but I've never known about it ahead of time.
All proceeds go to help cripple children.
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karl package
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: People's Republic of Portland
http://www.lvscooterrally.com/wheezy e wrote:Kinda been in hermit mode lately, now I have warm fuzzies cause people miss me.![]()
Got a link with info about the scooter rally? I'd love to check out the machines. Twice in the past I've seen the rally heading to the dam (I assume) but I've never known about it ahead of time.
That's Iron Butt riding. I'm not that much of a masochist to do it on any of my bikes. Also, the last time I rode to Nevada, it ended up being a 17 hour day just to get to Reno.MATPOC wrote: Karl why don't you just come over anyway? hop on the bike and ride! You could make it in a day if you were a man

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