filthy pride

[motorpsycho67]

In Paris, it's good to smell like you've been fucking... it will make them respect you.

But i love the way i smell after I've been fucking. I've met gay men who smell like ass and lube... it's gross and not a smell I want under my nose.

Totally almost off the topic, I found the BEST pâtisserie in Denver.
I love the stuffed croissant, aka the original Hot Pocket. It is my friend. You will never get old.

If anyone would like to have breakfast with me at the yummiest spot in town, name the day.
Viva la France!

Only if you smell like you've been fucking.

[Zim]

In Paris, it's good to smell like you've been fucking... it will make them respect you.

Sorry, I throw obscure quotes out from time to time. It was from Killing Zoe.

Which, by the way, can be watched in it's entirety on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G556sTlTAgk

[sun rat]

i think i'll put a bottle of febreeze on my packing list for ragnarok...

[DerGolgo]

i think i'll put a bottle of febreeze on my packing list for ragnarok...

I wonder if one could adapt a chemical-weapons delivery system to saturate a target area with the stuff.
Just thinking...


Tell me I'm strange, but there's a big engineering plant next door to the soulless corporate gulag where I make my living.
When the wind is right, everything smells like hot metal. I love that.
Best smelling mand-made places: the sand-casting workshop where I interned back during uni, that black, moist, natural sand stuff (not the resinated stuff, that's the most horrible ever) is the bestest smell I ever smelled.
And the hot-rolling works...steel at 900°C, lovely.

[MATPOC]

since early years I always liked smells of the road trip: hot tar is what the roads were made of back in the Motherland and gasoline, we always had to carry at least 40 liters of fuel in Mad Max style gas cans. After working as a grease monkey for nearly a decade I got over the gas smell, still love hot road tar smell

Not sure what the sandcast or ironworks smells like, but I'm sure those are some manly smells.

I never gone more than a week without a shower and prefer to make it a daily ritual of shower and clean shorts. Nothing beyond that, keep my hair short and shave when I absolutely have to. Hate to waste my time on grooming.

[sun rat]

i think i'll put a bottle of febreeze on my packing list for ragnarok...

I wonder if one could adapt a chemical-weapons delivery system to saturate a target area with the stuff.
Just thinking...

oh yes. you could probably make a nice wad of cash from junior high school teachers...

Tell me I'm strange, but there's a big engineering plant next door to the soulless corporate gulag where I make my living.
When the wind is right, everything smells like hot metal. I love that.
Best smelling mand-made places: the sand-casting workshop where I interned back during uni, that black, moist, natural sand stuff (not the resinated stuff, that's the most horrible ever) is the bestest smell I ever smelled.
And the hot-rolling works...steel at 900°C, lovely.

not strange. i like the smell of hot metal too. you can get that smell in a very small way with a dremel cutting a piece of steel.

i am particularly fond of the scent mixture of automotive fluids, orange hand cleaner, ivory soap, and a dash of whiskey...

of course as a pagan it probably goes without saying that i am also fond of the smell of wood.

[erosvamp]

i am particularly fond of the scent mixture of automotive fluids, orange hand cleaner, ivory soap, and a dash of whiskey...

of course as a pagan it probably goes without saying that i am also fond of the smell of wood.

Whiskey is lovely.

I have damn near a fetish for wood. ( Ha Ha, Hee Hee) After I have lived my adventure, had the kids, had the career, etc... I really want to sculpt wood. The smell, the color, the patterns... Rosewood, Sheesham, Goncalo Alves, Bocote, etc. Anything but fucking Oak.

I would like to smell metal. I can taste metal but the smell doesn't ring any bells.
I dislike most metal furniture/ sculptures. blah.

[The Shifty Jesus]

Wait. You change your underwear twice a day? How much do you spend on laundry a month?

I like clean drawers, what can I say. It's like a cool pillow in the summer to me. Water consumption per month is not insignificant. It helped to quit smoking. I hate doing laundry though, so it can get rough sometimes. When I didn't have my own washer/dryer, laundry day at the end of the month was both expensive and time consuming considering the full 30 or so days of clothes plus 45-60 pairs of underwear.

Funny thing is that I refuse to change my jeans until they physically show dirtiness. I can usually string a pair out for two weeks or so. Once again, quitting smoking helped this out too.

[motorpsycho67]

Funny thing is that I refuse to change my jeans until they physically show dirtiness. I can usually string a pair out for two weeks or so.

I think I wash my Levis about every 4 to 6 months.

[Rock]

you guys are weird...

[piccini9]

On a side note...anybody know a was to get anti-seize out of/off of skin. That stuff seems to just soak in.

There are some things you should just never get on your skin.

[The Shifty Jesus]

you guys are weird...

Coming from Mr. I have eleventy billion and sixty four pocket knives sprinkled about my home man.

[motorpsycho67]

On a side note...anybody know a was to get anti-seize out of/off of skin. That stuff seems to just soak in.

There are some things you should just never get on your skin.

Pffffft.

Comes right off with brake wash.

[piccini9]

On a side note...anybody know a was to get anti-seize out of/off of skin. That stuff seems to just soak in.

There are some things you should just never get on your skin.

Pffffft.

Comes right off with brake wash.

From the Brake wash label:

FIRST AID: EYES: Immediately flush eyes with plenty of water for at least 15 minutes, occasionally lifting the upper and
lower eyelids. Get medical attention immediately. SKIN: Wash affected area immediately and thorough- ly with soap or mild detergent. Get medical attention if irritation persists. INHALATION: Move exposed person to fresh air at once. If breathing has stopped, perform artificial res-

[erosvamp]

Haaaaoooot Pockets.

[Metalredneck]

I've had no sense of smell at all for almost a year now. It just died over about a week. My older brother is the same. It has me totally paranoid.

[Flatline]

Haaaaoooot Pockets.

Even though I've watched that a million times, I had to again. Always cracks me up.

[goose]

i am not a neat freak, but i am a clean freak. i can't go a day without a shower or two. my idea of camping is a remote motel with a shower. clean yourselves up you dirty hippies!! oh, i like it when i smell like sex too...really, who doesn't? it means you just had some and that's rarely a bad thing. oh, for the rag, i'm totally getting industrial strength Fabreeze in case some of you decide to smell like week old bong water

[Mental]

My wife enjoys it when I come in from wrenching in the summer, she says I smell like "garage."

After a brutally hot July ride from Greenville SC to Montgomery AL with the requisite traffic jam in Atlanta, I was told I smelled like "Highway," by a dude, 6 feet from me.

Showers are mental for me over hygeine. I have done my time without them, but it feels like a "reset" button when you get to one.

But as far as awesome smells, few things top burned jet fuel wafting over the hot tarmac of a flight line.

That smells like ass kicking.

[sun rat]

win!