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Beemer Dan
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Best TV show...EVER?

Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:44 am

And holy crap, has nothing to do with Batman or motorcycles WTF? I'm just completely mesmerized, hypnotized and tranquilized by this!

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I hope that announcer never tells me to put the cat in the microwave or something :shock:


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Post by Jaeger » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:55 am

Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Post by xtian » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:05 pm

would you believe that my GF does that in the living room about everyday... and then she watches "out of egypt" to relax...
yeah I know.
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:06 pm

Those are some killer t-shirts! Hmmm... I wonder if I can get some shipped before valentine's day for the wife?

Also, you notice the voiceover in that show? BSG hybrid me thinks, which means it's lovely women doing yoga....AND A FUCKING CYLON BASESTAR!! Somewhere in my mind a room filled with an infinite amount of donuts is jealous and lonely.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:26 pm

Did anyone notice the part in the intro where the woman was doing yoga in a bar? It was right at 30 seconds.

I thought that was kind of an odd combo.


At any rate, yeah, I once took a yoga lesson at this place in Oakland. I only went once because the instructor was so fucking hot that I couldn't concentrate on anything else.

I agree with the Cylon hybrid thing. It would definitely add to the video if she all of a sudden inhaled and yelled "jump!"
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Post by leftlaneguy » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:26 pm

+1 on the Basestar Hybrid thing....

Anyone else see the Red-Pulse up the blondes' back during the 'Cat-Pose'? :mrgreen:

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:10 pm

Yoga?

This is America, Goddamit!!! 'Round here, we do AY-ROW-BICKS!!!!

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Post by Metalredneck » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:36 pm

This is what plays in the Casa del 'Neck. My wife took up belly dancing two years ago, bless her soul.
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Done.

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Post by erosvamp » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:49 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Yoga?

This is America, Goddamit!!! 'Round here, we do AY-ROW-BICKS!!!!

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That's sooooo 80's.

Yoga: Welcome to 2010.
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Post by leftlaneguy » Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:12 pm

'Neck-


I love you TOO, man.... no homo


:mrgreen:


Please, o please let this thread continue... lolz


BUT- as soon as the weather warms up... Back to fuggin' BIKES up in here! :wink:
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:31 am

erosvamp wrote:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Yoga?

This is America, Goddamit!!! 'Round here, we do AY-ROW-BICKS!!!!
[hotness here]
That's sooooo 80's.

Yoga: Welcome to 2010.
Damn right it is 80's! They used to play those videos on Showtime. I remember my parents got a cable box that only had two channels: TV (use the 13 channels on the TV set) or "Showtime!"

Between movies they would show those workout videos and it gave me strange feelings, like climbing the rope in gym class.

I think the guy who made those exercise videos just does pron now.

erosvamp
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Post by erosvamp » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:15 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:I think the guy who made those exercise videos just does pron now.
Now class, how do we spell porn?

Pee. Oooo. ARrrr. Ennn.

Porn.


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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:40 am

If I tried that I'd be crippled instantaneously. They'd have to rebuild my knees with metal bits.
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