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Hypersexual Disorder

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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UndertheGun
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Hypersexual Disorder

Post by UndertheGun » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:57 pm

http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2010/02/...-psych-manual/

Do you "repetitively engage in sexual “fantasies, urges and behavior” in response to anxiety, depression, stress or the like, and who repeatedly try and fail to control or significantly reduce the urges and behavior?"

Well, starting tomorrow, you'll have a horrible mental disorder.



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Post by Shhted » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:19 pm

Feck, tell my wife something she doesn't know.
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Post by erosvamp » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:33 pm

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

Nymphomania. Satyriasis.

As stupid as the words, "sex addict."

Now OCD? There is a disorder.
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:31 am

Invented by some puritan with hangups.
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Post by FastCat » Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:42 am

Sisyphus wrote:Invented by some puritan with hangups.
Yeah, but there's good things about this country too.


...oh...

...you were talking about something different. Nevermind.
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Post by Groove » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:21 am

Shit...like I need another label.
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Post by goose » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:39 am

homosexuality was a mental disorder as recently as the DSM II. I am amazed that such a vague description can be clinically diagnosed as a disorder.
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Post by rolly » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:53 am

There's a disorder for everyone in the DSM, because just about everything you do is teh crazy if you take it far enough.

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Post by Jonny » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:16 am

Now I'm fucked. Again.


...and again..

..and again..

...again... more... more... more...



...what were we talking about?

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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:23 pm

wacka wacka wacka wacka wacka.......

Huh, what? Somebody say something?
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Post by Rock » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:41 pm

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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:45 pm

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't some official body of psycho-atrists declared "not getting along with your co-workers" as a psychological disorder a few years back?
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Post by GOSTAZ » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:45 pm

I quit masturbating to read this thread. Next time, I will continue whilst I read.

At least now I know what my problem is. Neat little containers for everything. Makes me feel so much better.

Hypersexual Ootmicker? Kinda has a ring to it.
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Post by UndertheGun » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:45 pm

GOSTAZ wrote: Hypersexual Ootmicker? Kinda has a ring to it.
I think that needs to be a user title.

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Post by guitargeek » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:45 am

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Post by erosvamp » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:35 am

UndertheGun wrote:
GOSTAZ wrote: Hypersexual Ootmicker? Kinda has a ring to it.
I think that needs to be a user title.
Agreed. Who's the horniest Ooomicker?
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:41 am

I'm proud as hell to be a dirty old man. I got a t-shirt that says so....

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Re: Hypersexual Disorder

Post by The Shifty Jesus » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:25 am

UndertheGun wrote:Do you "repetitively engage in sexual “fantasies, urges and behavior” in response to anxiety, depression, stress or the like?
Totally. Isn't that a lot of what sex is good for?

...and also in response to happiness, disgust, love, remorse, contempt, nervousness, exasperation, surprise, relief, optimism, lust.

Sex is like big fuzzy wrench for life. It has the ability to make bad things good and good things better. The aftermath however may be a whole different story.
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