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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:39 pm
I know folks are out there looking. We do cellular telecom construction and consulting work. We're looking for a tower hand. No experience needed. Probably start hourly with the potential of salary if things work out well. I can get more details if anyone is interested.
Oh, and you might want to pass if you suffer from vertigo.

"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
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Contact:
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by Flatline » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:20 pm
Kinda tempting to be honest. I'll ask around my circle of people.
You build it, we break it.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:36 pm
Lemme know, hours and travel can be kind of a bitch, but it's a great entry opportunity. Any kind of construction or climbing background is a plus.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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scumbag
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Dubbya-Eh
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by scumbag » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:40 pm
Curse being in the southland!
I would love to be up high building stuff!
From Rev:
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
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Contact:
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by Flatline » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:53 pm
A few months ago I would be all over this myself. I should really get my ass into school though. I'll still ask around since I know a lot of my people don't want to be working in the clubs all the time.
You build it, we break it.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:43 pm
calamari kid wrote:Oh, and you might want to pass if you suffer from vertigo.

Looks like fun to me, I'd bug you if I were in the PNW.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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by The Shifty Jesus » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:30 am
Only if I can aussie rappel off the tower.
Man you guys use a lot of harness.

You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:50 am
no fucking way.
I have no problemo hauling down the road at 100mph. But being that far off the ground? no
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:51 am
The Shifty Jesus wrote:Only if I can aussie rappel off the tower.
Man you guys use a lot of harness.

Yeah, they load us down pretty good. Though I have come to appreciate the extra padding after a 10 hr stint in the air.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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scumbag
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Dubbya-Eh
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by scumbag » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:08 am
I graduate in may... Maybe this summer?
From Rev:
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
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by Bo_9 » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:22 am
Damn, that looks like fun!
Sadly I'm locked down (comfortably) in the flatlands for a while yet. Realized the other day after a talk with an until recently unemployed friend that this relative security I hate is something to hang onto right now.
I only know one guy in your neck of the woods and he's happily employed and scared of heights.
Love those pictures though.

When an old man dies a library burns...
"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:52 am
scumbag wrote:I graduate in may... Maybe this summer?
Ping me when yer heading back up. Even if we're not hiring, I've got contacts at a few outfits around town.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs