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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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Hey Rench--Cali cell sent you an early Valentine!
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Hey Rench--Cali cell sent you an early Valentine!
How'd you like that little quake we sent you?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
Fuckin A! 
I thought a plow was grinding against my house! Woke up later, streets weren't plowed yet....real head scratcher until I turned on the news. Craziness. About 15 miles from my place was the epicenter. Too bad I wasn't awake enough to realy figure it out.
Solo, Deacon, you guys feel anything?
-Rench
I thought a plow was grinding against my house! Woke up later, streets weren't plowed yet....real head scratcher until I turned on the news. Craziness. About 15 miles from my place was the epicenter. Too bad I wasn't awake enough to realy figure it out.
Solo, Deacon, you guys feel anything?
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Jaeger wrote:WTF?
Earthquakes in Chicago and blizzards in DC.
What.
The.
Fuck?
--Jaeger
And mid 50's and sunshine in BC in February!
not that I'm complaing!
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
We got a bit of rain (nothing new) but it is stupid warm compared to normal this time of year... I'll take it.thrasherbill wrote:Jaeger wrote:WTF?
Earthquakes in Chicago and blizzards in DC.
What.
The.
Fuck?
--Jaeger
And mid 50's and sunshine in BC in February!
not that I'm complaing!
You build it, we break it.
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deaconblooz
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Chicago - suburban
Didn't feel a thing, but I took my daughter to the airport the night before...she had a 5:00 AM Departure, so I was at ORD at 4:00 AM. Got up at 2:45AM to get out the door.
When I went to bed the night of the quake...DEAD. The only thing that alerted me to something amiss. The dog pissed on the carpet - which is highly unusual for him. I asked him about it - but he was too embarrassed to discuss.
When I went to bed the night of the quake...DEAD. The only thing that alerted me to something amiss. The dog pissed on the carpet - which is highly unusual for him. I asked him about it - but he was too embarrassed to discuss.
Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars, y'know they ain't gonna help me at all.
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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GeekGrl
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Out in the black
Seconding Ames ... that was fecking hi-larious Rock!
Me dumb though, it took me a couple lines to realize it was *not* the original song ... think I like this version better, though!
Me dumb though, it took me a couple lines to realize it was *not* the original song ... think I like this version better, though!
"This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do." -- Mal Reynolds
'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
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'09 Triumph Bonneville
'02 Suzuki GZ250 (sold, may it have new journeys)
Tales from a solo ride: http://www.waywardrider.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;