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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
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WANT.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
WANT.
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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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leftlaneguy
- Chrome Bratwurst Extraordinaire
- Location: 91945
Neat..
But better conversions are out there....
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http://www.mattracks.com
But better conversions are out there....
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http://www.mattracks.com
dave
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Pointless? Sure.
Better conversions out there? Totally.
Still badass? Undoubtedly.
Directly to the point of there being better conversions, part of the reason I like it is because it's rough around the edges, and utilitarian/ghetto.
Better conversions out there? Totally.
Still badass? Undoubtedly.
Directly to the point of there being better conversions, part of the reason I like it is because it's rough around the edges, and utilitarian/ghetto.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: WANT.
Reminds me a bit of this:WeAintFoundShit wrote:<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MtacFlDUjRM&co ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MtacFlDUjRM&co ... edded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
But...how do you steer? I mean, it's fairly obvious that those 'lil Ladas were somehow mechanically linked to the track system, but the drive-on model?
Although...some kind of clamp to attach to the front wheels, pivoting around the vertical and operating break-levers when the steering wheel is operated...
Can someone PLEASE translate what the heck they are saying?
I'm actually intrigued here.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
That’s just hot in a grey blockish sort of way…Russian soccer moms
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
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JoJoLesh
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mid-Michigan
- Contact:
Really? You think so?tumbler wrote:pointless
Maybe in you life, or mine, yes. But I think they would have an application.
Just as Snowmobiles are “pointless” for me, or the vast majority of folks in the lower 48. To others they are a “necessary” way of life for 6-8 months.
-necessary not being actually necessary, but rather a convince that has become a necessity due to the general softening of the humans in ‘evolved’ countries
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche
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tumbler
- The Business
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