...in pandas.
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"Blah"... "Blah"... "Porn"... "Sexercises"... "Ménage à trois..."
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erosvamp
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Producing desire...
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Rock
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REALLY !?!?!?
Who cares, let them all die out what difference will it make, I now want a panda fur hat and a hunk of panda steak.....
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Who cares, let them all die out what difference will it make, I now want a panda fur hat and a hunk of panda steak.....
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Rock
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erosvamp
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What the fuck do you have against pandas? Too warm and fuzzy for you? Pissed off because an endangered animal is getting more action than you are?
BTW... I posted this not as an animal conservation piece but more of a I-can't-believe-Dateline-said-Sexercises-and-Ménage à trois-on-the-air.
It ends with "less eating, less sleeping and more of this (pandas fucking).
I thought we were in America. America TV doesn't like to promote positive sex anything, human or otherwise.
Also... for future reference, the best way to get more humping for your penis is to cook for the lady and not tell her to cook something for you.
You now owe me a beer for that little nugget of wisdom.
BTW... I posted this not as an animal conservation piece but more of a I-can't-believe-Dateline-said-Sexercises-and-Ménage à trois-on-the-air.
It ends with "less eating, less sleeping and more of this (pandas fucking).
I thought we were in America. America TV doesn't like to promote positive sex anything, human or otherwise.
Also... for future reference, the best way to get more humping for your penis is to cook for the lady and not tell her to cook something for you.
You now owe me a beer for that little nugget of wisdom.
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roadmissile
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Let me get this straight, you post about pandas unwillingness to screw to save the species, then when people don't really care you give them shit about how pandas are getting laid more? Fuck pandas, penguins are cooler anyway.erosvamp wrote:What the fuck do you have against pandas? Too warm and fuzzy for you? Pissed off because an endangered animal is getting more action than you are?
/RM
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erosvamp
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you didn't watch the video... the pandas are fucking like crazy due to panda porn.roadmissile wrote:Let me get this straight, you post about pandas unwillingness to screw to save the species, then when people don't really care you give them shit about how pandas are getting laid more? Fuck pandas, penguins are cooler anyway.
/RM
penguins are gay.
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roadmissile
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I did actually, but so fucking what, it's a pair of captive pandas, left to nature they would be extinct.erosvamp wrote:you didn't watch the video... the pandas are fucking like crazy due to panda porn.
penguins are gay.
And fuck you, penguins are cool.
/RM
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Really?!?....I would prefer if you were no where near my penis, and if you make a good panda steak I'd consider getting you a beer.erosvamp wrote:What the fuck do you have against pandas? Too warm and fuzzy for you? Pissed off because an endangered animal is getting more action than you are?
BTW... I posted this not as an animal conservation piece but more of a I-can't-believe-Dateline-said-Sexercises-and-Ménage à trois-on-the-air.
It ends with "less eating, less sleeping and more of this (pandas fucking).
I thought we were in America. America TV doesn't like to promote positive sex anything, human or otherwise.
Also... for future reference, the best way to get more humping for your penis is to cook for the lady and not tell her to cook something for you.
You now owe me a beer for that little nugget of wisdom.
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Gauss
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Can we please get past the flirting and back to the Panda fucking?
I spent last night trying to watch a group of raccoon screwing in the alley, but it left me hollow inside.
I spent last night trying to watch a group of raccoon screwing in the alley, but it left me hollow inside.
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goose
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i watched a raccoon drag a huge eggplant out of the garbage and thought the Hamburgler was raping Grimace! Guess Raccoons don't need porn. If they do, I hope to see it on Dateline!Gauss wrote:Can we please get past the flirting and back to the Panda fucking?
I spent last night trying to watch a group of raccoon screwing in the alley, but it left me hollow inside.
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Toonce(s)
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On the subject of Panda fucking, I am reminded of a good mind-fuck, ask someone if they "Would rather have sex with a chimpanzee or a Panda Bear"Gauss wrote:Can we please get past the flirting and back to the Panda fucking?
I spent last night trying to watch a group of raccoon screwing in the alley, but it left me hollow inside.
The point of this is merely to make the subject evaluate the alternatives in their mind. Bonus if you actually get a sincere response.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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Gauss
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I fall asleep every night contemplating which I would rather fuck, a Panda or some other animal. (It calms my night terrors)RexAddict wrote: On the subject of Panda fucking, I am reminded of a good mind-fuck, ask someone if they "Would rather have sex with a chimpanzee or a Panda Bear"
The point of this is merely to make the subject evaluate the alternatives in their mind. Bonus if you actually get a sincere response.
So far Panda's have always come out on top, with the exception of a 3 legged wolverine with dentures and a yeast infection. (I like to bake breads)
But now, thanks to goose, it will have to compete with Grimace rape fantasies.
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Gauss
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You know, that is what I thought. It was a big factor in me moving so close to Colfax...But so far, while I see a lot of drunks and stuff, the place is pretty devoid of handicapped wolverine prostitues.RexAddict wrote:I'm sure you can find one of those on ColfaxGauss wrote: ...with the exception of a 3 legged wolverine with dentures and a yeast infection. .
I kind of feel a little ripped off.
For the better I guess..I mean, my yard it tiny, so there is no place to bury the bodies anyway...and wood chipper rental is through the roof!
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
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No penguins are gay.roadmissile wrote:And fuck you, penguins are cool.erosvamp wrote:penguins are gay.
/RM
RM, why are you defending Rock? I am sure he is quite capable of doing that all by himself.
RM... stop fucking your hand, while thinking about gay penguins, and find a chick to hump. You're too angry.
Rock... I will not make you a panda steak and I wasn't giving you how to treat a chick wisdom to use towards me. I'm sure your penis is fine but I am quite happy with mine.
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Christ, back to the flirting...
Ok let's see if I can get this back on track....get some opinions
Pandas and Anal Bleaching: How should one approach the subject? Do I need to buy it dinner first?
On a related side note, lets say if, IF I somehow got access to a really cold (shivering) penguin, could the Panda be convinced it is a panda vibrator?
Ok let's see if I can get this back on track....get some opinions
Pandas and Anal Bleaching: How should one approach the subject? Do I need to buy it dinner first?
On a related side note, lets say if, IF I somehow got access to a really cold (shivering) penguin, could the Panda be convinced it is a panda vibrator?
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goose
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Thanks Gauss, your last three posts were jangleplatz!Gauss wrote:Christ, back to the flirting...
Ok let's see if I can get this back on track....get some opinions
Pandas and Anal Bleaching: How should one approach the subject? Do I need to buy it dinner first?
On a related side note, lets say if, IF I somehow got access to a really cold (shivering) penguin, could the Panda be convinced it is a panda vibrator?
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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roadmissile
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Seriously, the man is on a fucking roll.goose wrote:Thanks Gauss, your last three posts were jangleplatz!Gauss wrote:Christ, back to the flirting...
Ok let's see if I can get this back on track....get some opinions
Pandas and Anal Bleaching: How should one approach the subject? Do I need to buy it dinner first?
On a related side note, lets say if, IF I somehow got access to a really cold (shivering) penguin, could the Panda be convinced it is a panda vibrator?
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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GOSTAZ
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If the subject is anal bleaching then I would recommend Penguin Tartare served with a nice chilled Red. Allow time to finish the bottle before the subject comes up. Approach it as a "what if" type scenario. Never let a panda think you have a problem with the coloration.. they are weird about that...
Hand fucking kills kittens, but we got a shitload, so rock on Rock.
Grimace is a rapist? Purple, man, dead giveaway.
Hand fucking kills kittens, but we got a shitload, so rock on Rock.
Grimace is a rapist? Purple, man, dead giveaway.
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Where did my picture of the man fucking the penguin go?