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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
I'm not a fan of Borsch, it's a cabbage and beat soup (usually), but some recipes aren't bad... the ones with meat!
There are many variations and if someone interested I will ask my ancients to share the secrets. There is Regular, Sweet, Green (think spinach instead of beats?) and then everyone makes it their "own" so it might not be same as any of you ever had before. Can be served hot or cold, generally a shot of Vodka is required for better enjoyment, also copious amounts of garlic (especially if Borsch is really bad)
Shashlik is basically a kabob, beef, pork, lamb... even poultry and again everyone likes their special marinating method: vinegar, onions or even yogurt! the key to enjoyment is once again campfire and Vodka!
I will be doing some camping this summer with my Russian brethren in PA (near Bloomsburg) and Catskills (near Binghamton) if someone wants to join let me know. I can't promise this crazy dancing, but there will be plenty of drunk people with guitars all thinking they sing better when they drink.
There are many variations and if someone interested I will ask my ancients to share the secrets. There is Regular, Sweet, Green (think spinach instead of beats?) and then everyone makes it their "own" so it might not be same as any of you ever had before. Can be served hot or cold, generally a shot of Vodka is required for better enjoyment, also copious amounts of garlic (especially if Borsch is really bad)
Shashlik is basically a kabob, beef, pork, lamb... even poultry and again everyone likes their special marinating method: vinegar, onions or even yogurt! the key to enjoyment is once again campfire and Vodka!
I will be doing some camping this summer with my Russian brethren in PA (near Bloomsburg) and Catskills (near Binghamton) if someone wants to join let me know. I can't promise this crazy dancing, but there will be plenty of drunk people with guitars all thinking they sing better when they drink.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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I love good borscht! My Mum used to make it, wish I had the recipe 
Some day I'll have a bunch of vid screens stuck in the shady spots of my study, and they'll have running loops of excellent vids on them. I'm bookmarking those for just such a day.
Some day I'll have a bunch of vid screens stuck in the shady spots of my study, and they'll have running loops of excellent vids on them. I'm bookmarking those for just such a day.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit