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Goddamned Aprilia.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Goddamned Aprilia.
My front brake light switch took a dump.
It's seriously just a simple, on/off plunger switch. It doesn't have any funky leads or connectors, it isn't part of a larger assembly, it's just a switch with two wires coming out of it, and two little plastic plugs in a specific configuration to mount to its little spot on the bars.
Aprilia wants over thirty fucking dollars for the thing, and it's a special order part.
...so retarded.
All I can say is thank god I don't own a Ducati, coz at least I don't have to deal with expensive service/repair items like this ALL of the time.
It's engineering time, coz there's no way I'm gonna shell out $30 for that stupid switch right now.
It's seriously just a simple, on/off plunger switch. It doesn't have any funky leads or connectors, it isn't part of a larger assembly, it's just a switch with two wires coming out of it, and two little plastic plugs in a specific configuration to mount to its little spot on the bars.
Aprilia wants over thirty fucking dollars for the thing, and it's a special order part.
...so retarded.
All I can say is thank god I don't own a Ducati, coz at least I don't have to deal with expensive service/repair items like this ALL of the time.
It's engineering time, coz there's no way I'm gonna shell out $30 for that stupid switch right now.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
- Sisyphus
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
The switch itself is something that one could pick up *anywhere.* It's the mounting configuration that's the hassle.
I need to see if the front brake hardware is 'priller specific and start from there.
In the meantime, though, the switch itself still works. It's just that the plunger part has gone missing. Since it's teeny, I'm having a hard time finding anything that will fit to take its place (aside from a tiny twig from the tree in front of my house, but that's not gonna cut it).
I need to see if the front brake hardware is 'priller specific and start from there.
In the meantime, though, the switch itself still works. It's just that the plunger part has gone missing. Since it's teeny, I'm having a hard time finding anything that will fit to take its place (aside from a tiny twig from the tree in front of my house, but that's not gonna cut it).
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
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I crash a lot.
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
Hey, hey... what do you mean?!?All I can say is thank god I don't own a Ducati, coz at least I don't have to deal with expensive service/repair items like this ALL of the time
How is not perfectly normal to
get financially raped for a small Ducati radiator at $900 a whack?
Damn
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
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BMW is the same way. I remember $25 washers that are used on the /7 fuel tap assemblies (all models after 1977 up until the superboxer were considered /7's BTW). I'm not looking forward to 25 years down the road when nobody is making the computer brain boxes for our bikes, and we'll need to make shady late night deals with the local hackers. Being forced to pay in Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™ and virtual sexual favors.
hmmm... now that I think about it, that might not be as bad as it sounds.
hmmm... now that I think about it, that might not be as bad as it sounds.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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xaos
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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There is no pressure switch. It is a mechanical switch and the plunger piece has taken its leave. I can stick a tiny twig in there to get the brake light to turn off, but that's about the only thing I've found that's small enough to fit in there.maniacles wrote:Try hosing it out with some contact cleaner. Or, see if you can adapt the "pressure switch in the banjo bolt" part.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
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- guitargeek
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Got Super Glue? Maybe some little piece of plastic lying around the house would be a suitable size & shape?
Just a thought...
Just a thought...
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Went through the same thing on my 900SS, find the manufacturer of the master cylinder and see if any other bike uses them. As it turns out I was able to find a replacement switch from a CBR600F4i from a salvage yard. $5
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Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Bestguess: why did you need to replace the radiator on your 1098? Was it leaking? You're aware that Ducati has issued an updated, redesigned part? I've goodwilled a few of those.
WAFS - that wee switch is something like 60 bucks from Ducati. Aprilia is actually the cheaper option when common parts like switches cross over. Certain Ducati, Triumph, Moto Guzzi, MV Agusta and BMW all use the same metal fuel filter, made by Knecht Mahle. Literally the same, same case, type, stampings, everything.
Guzzi - $54
Triumph - $47
Ducati - $28
MV - $24
BMW - $22
The same OEM spark plugs can vary from $7 to $21 ea, same with certain fuel tank O-rings - $8 to $29. We mix and match identical manufacturer parts when possible to lower the bills for customers while still maintaining our margin.
WAFS - that wee switch is something like 60 bucks from Ducati. Aprilia is actually the cheaper option when common parts like switches cross over. Certain Ducati, Triumph, Moto Guzzi, MV Agusta and BMW all use the same metal fuel filter, made by Knecht Mahle. Literally the same, same case, type, stampings, everything.
Guzzi - $54
Triumph - $47
Ducati - $28
MV - $24
BMW - $22
The same OEM spark plugs can vary from $7 to $21 ea, same with certain fuel tank O-rings - $8 to $29. We mix and match identical manufacturer parts when possible to lower the bills for customers while still maintaining our margin.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
That's exactly where my brain is. I just haven't found anything that is the right size and would also be strong enough.guitargeek wrote:Got Super Glue? Maybe some little piece of plastic lying around the house would be a suitable size & shape?
Just a thought...
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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- Contact:
I found a NAPA fuel filter (don't remember the number) that has worked for both of my Ducati's, like $12 each. Of course I have steel tank bikes, not the newer plastic ones.stiles wrote:Certain Ducati, Triumph, Moto Guzzi, MV Agusta and BMW all use the same metal fuel filter, made by Knecht Mahle. Literally the same, same case, type, stampings, everything.
Guzzi - $54
Triumph - $47
Ducati - $28
MV - $24
BMW - $22
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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
the radiator from ducati and mv are the same . . . mv is $300 and ducati is $900. funny huh? fuckers!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
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"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Whiskeywrist
- Barista of Doom
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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I am pic incapable at the moment, but I CAN tell you that it's part number ap8124288. If you go to http://www.af1racing.com/store/Scripts/ ... tegory=451 and look at the diagram, its diagram/line number is 20.
From there you should be able to locate the part on your bike. If you'd like a better look, it just presses right out with a small screwdriver when you give its little mounting plug a poke from the bar end side.
From there you should be able to locate the part on your bike. If you'd like a better look, it just presses right out with a small screwdriver when you give its little mounting plug a poke from the bar end side.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Whiskeywrist
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle, WA
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So, you're missing the pin actuator that connects the brake lever flange to the guts of the switch?
Is the spring still in there?
Seems like you could drill out the end of the lever flange, and screw a #4 machine screw through it so that it pokes all the way through and hits the switch. You could tap the hole, and adjust the sensitivity by backing the screw out/screwing it in or grinding the end off with a file.
If this is indeed your problem, I'm a bit baffled how that pin came out in the first place!
Is the spring still in there?
Seems like you could drill out the end of the lever flange, and screw a #4 machine screw through it so that it pokes all the way through and hits the switch. You could tap the hole, and adjust the sensitivity by backing the screw out/screwing it in or grinding the end off with a file.
If this is indeed your problem, I'm a bit baffled how that pin came out in the first place!
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2014 Aprilia Tuono
2014 Aprilia Tuono
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
That is indeed the problem. No idea how it went, either.
I will have to look at the lever to be sure, but my first reaction is that the drill/screw idea wont work because the screw will then trace an arc instead of linearly actuating. The hole is so tiny that I think any lateral motion would just wonk the whole thing out.
I also believe that the spring inside the switch isn't a coil, rather, just a small metal tab, so it's not something that can really be lost.
I will have to look at the lever to be sure, but my first reaction is that the drill/screw idea wont work because the screw will then trace an arc instead of linearly actuating. The hole is so tiny that I think any lateral motion would just wonk the whole thing out.
I also believe that the spring inside the switch isn't a coil, rather, just a small metal tab, so it's not something that can really be lost.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Whiskeywrist
- Barista of Doom
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After looking at it, it seems the conical rubber boot is what holds the actuator in place. Without it, I'm not sure how you'd retain even a kludged together shim.
It kinda seems like one of those "too small to hack, for the money" type jobs.
It could certainly be fixed, but for less than $30? labor and materials? You might be best off just biting the bullet on this one.
If you're handy, electricalwise,
Mouser.com
or
electronicsgoldmine.com
probably has a switch that you could sub in there, but you'd have to wrangle a mounting solution, and work an interim widget to make the whole thing work.
In the mean time, how about a cut off piece off toothpick, held in with electrical/gaff tape, checked/replaced as necessary until you can affford the OEM or better solution? Maybe throw an E-clip on it or two?
Good luck, yo...
It kinda seems like one of those "too small to hack, for the money" type jobs.
It could certainly be fixed, but for less than $30? labor and materials? You might be best off just biting the bullet on this one.
If you're handy, electricalwise,
Mouser.com
or
electronicsgoldmine.com
probably has a switch that you could sub in there, but you'd have to wrangle a mounting solution, and work an interim widget to make the whole thing work.
In the mean time, how about a cut off piece off toothpick, held in with electrical/gaff tape, checked/replaced as necessary until you can affford the OEM or better solution? Maybe throw an E-clip on it or two?
Good luck, yo...
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2014 Aprilia Tuono
2014 Aprilia Tuono
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Toothpick is a good one.
I was going to use either a part of a condom or an inner tube, glued to the housing and run over the ghetto actuator to hold it in place.
It is DEFINITELY a bite the bullet type of deal, but as of this moment, I just don't have the cash.
I was going to use either a part of a condom or an inner tube, glued to the housing and run over the ghetto actuator to hold it in place.
It is DEFINITELY a bite the bullet type of deal, but as of this moment, I just don't have the cash.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
No prob! For future reference, K&L makes a hydraulically activated switch that replaces the banjo bolt in the clutch or brake master cylinders. It's about 20 bucks and made in taiwan, so perhaps a less than ideal solution, but there you are.
I'm using one with the Brembo RCS radial clutch master going into my Sport 1000 since that unit lacks any provisions for a mechanical clutch switch.
I'm using one with the Brembo RCS radial clutch master going into my Sport 1000 since that unit lacks any provisions for a mechanical clutch switch.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
I've actually got one of those on my rear brake, since the original one was a mechanical switch, but I've got rearsets that rendered it non-functional.
It's a little big and ugly for anything on the handlebars. At least for my taste in things. (Though I'm not sure of the brand, so yours might be neater and cuter.)
It's a little big and ugly for anything on the handlebars. At least for my taste in things. (Though I'm not sure of the brand, so yours might be neater and cuter.)
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.