...me, apparently.
It's nigh on three o'clock in the morning, and some drunk kid keeps calling me, convinced that I'm gonna send a hooker to his hotel room in South San Francisco.
Either it's just drunk kids having a laugh, which I'm cool with, or someone got a hold of the wrong number somewhere down the line, which I hope is not the case.
I use my phone as an alarm clock, and I really don't want it blowing up all night.
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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
sorry 'bout that . . . . it was cold in my apartment.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
In an instance such as this, I would look up the NON-emergency phone number for your local police or sheriff's department, and give him that number to call.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
I had a similar circumstance a couple years back. Some guy called me, repeatedly starting at about 3 am, looking for Shaniqua. He didn't seem dissuaded by the fact that my voicemail greeting referred to the number belonging to Thom in a decidedly waspish male voice.
Does your phone allow you to assign different ring tones to different numbers? I have on occasion assigned "mute" to the numbers from more persistent telemarketers with great success.
Does your phone allow you to assign different ring tones to different numbers? I have on occasion assigned "mute" to the numbers from more persistent telemarketers with great success.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
There was a persistent drunken asshole who would call my (elderly) parents' home number around closing time looking for "sheniqua". Mom and Dad are ever so polite and proper, and would ask what number he was dialing, and he would say their number, but with an extra digit tacked on the end. The 'rents patiently explained to Drink-Soddened Twit that phone numbers don't have 8 digits, always to no avail.
I am not that polite, and after the 15th call in a month took to answering them myself:
"isth sheneequa therrrrreeeee....."
"yes"
"lemmmeee schpeak to herrrr"
"she can't talk right now"
"whyyy"
"something is in her mouth"*
*those were not my exact words
*CLICK*
he never called again.
I am not that polite, and after the 15th call in a month took to answering them myself:
"isth sheneequa therrrrreeeee....."
"yes"
"lemmmeee schpeak to herrrr"
"she can't talk right now"
"whyyy"
"something is in her mouth"*
*those were not my exact words
*CLICK*
he never called again.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
-
WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
I got a text one night about three years ago. "Wanna fuck?" "Sure," I sent back, "but I've got crabs." "U r gross" I thought for a few minutes. "I'll shave real quick, and paint my face." "Wtf?" "should I bring the big toy?" The replies stopped coming. Three days later I sent another text to the number, "I'm watching you. Yummm."
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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Ban Guzzi
- I AM THE MOTOR!
That made my morning.Sisyphus wrote:I got a text one night about three years ago. "Wanna fuck?" "Sure," I sent back, "but I've got crabs." "U r gross" I thought for a few minutes. "I'll shave real quick, and paint my face." "Wtf?" "should I bring the big toy?" The replies stopped coming. Three days later I sent another text to the number, "I'm watching you. Yummm."
Thank you.
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