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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

OMGICANRIDEICANRIDEICANRIDEICANRIDE.......

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:17 pm

I've got this steady hum of energy right now, that's barely contained, because I'm one more day away from spring break, WHEN I CAN FINALLY GO RIDE MY FUCKING MOTORCYCLES.

Sunday will be spent cleaning carbs and fixing odds/ends, Monday will be spent between doing WHATEVER to motorcycles in the garage, and chopping down the five foot weeds (no exaggeration) in my backyard. Tuesday through Sunday will be spent either in the surf or in the saddle.
Target locations are:
Prairie City
Hollister Hills
Lake Berryessa (divide by zero, ftw!) (Maybe all the way to the coast?)
Santa Cruz Mountains.

THEN, Friday night is my favorite band Wooster, and Saturday night is Hank III.

yyyYEAH!


"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

scumbag
Barista of Doom
Location: Dubbya-Eh

Post by scumbag » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:29 pm

And today my spring break ends...... Have fun man!
From Rev:
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.

My Little Pony
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Maine

Post by My Little Pony » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:11 pm

Hank III does a great show. I saw him years ago in Baltimore. He did about 90 solid minutes of his country music, took a break, and came back and did another 90 of punk/speed metal. Fucking awesome. Real talent. His father sucks.
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Korpen
Super Sexy Skyscraper
Location: Madison

Post by Korpen » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:16 am

Bah I still have another week before my spring break... Jealous!
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce

xaos
Zaouse!
Location: North Shore of Oahu

Post by xaos » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:46 am

give amy a good floggin' for me


by the way, ive been riding my vfr the last week, and boy is it ever slow compared to the tuono. i miss your bike. :cry:
Defying human design since 1979

...it's pronounced chaos
http://www.precision.aero/xaos-27.htm

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