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Kinda cool

Post by The Shifty Jesus » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:51 pm

Likely someone posted it already, but....

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Post by Drift » Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:59 pm

Awesome and amen.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:01 pm

Nice.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:07 pm

Yeah. That kinda makes me shudder.
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:30 pm

The park bench and tree one gives me the willies.




Totally unrelated but it was in the related videos so I guess it's related? Anyway, this made me laugh at it's awesomeness:


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Post by gazza » Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:31 pm

Excellent. Thanks for posting it.
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Post by Photo » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:39 am

Well done. Drives home the point without rubbing your nose in it. Effective PSA.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:18 am

Fuckin' hell, I like it. Makes me want to get out on a track, though.
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:31 am

I just keep picturing Wayne Gardner instead of ol' Mick: "I'd probably be dead, or missing a testicle...wait, ah bugger."
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Post by Ames » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:32 am

I just puckered up so hard I need to have the chair removed from my ass! :shock:
Damn that's a good ad.
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Post by Beemer Dan » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:11 am

WHY IS THERE A PHONE BOOTH ON THE FUCKING TRACK!?!?!?!


Oh...


Excellent PSA!!! :mrgreen:
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Post by roadmissile » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:37 pm

I'm slightly embarrassed to admit the bus at the end made me laugh.

Pretty solid.

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