With my wifey out of town me and Daniil get to spend some quality time together, I get to explain few things to him, in Russian, but this needs no translation.
Just had to share it
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I think your son needs one of these cute My First Bacon critters. (I posted this in the other Bacon thread too)
How about My First Bacon?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml
How about My First Bacon?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml
You've got a friend in meat
(and he talks and says "I'm Bacon!")
We're always thinking and dreaming here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. In fact, we have meetings to do just that (and eat, not that we need an excuse to eat). While nomming on some delicious BLTs slathered in Baconnaise, designerd Christian thought a terrifying thought. "With all this vegetarian buzz going around," he mused, "What will happen to bacon in the future? What if everyone goes... vegan?" (Insert the sound of three dozen monkeys simultaneously gasping... except for the vegetarian employees who were silently thoughtful.) This is our plan.
Squeeze him and he says, "I'm Bacon!". No matter what the situation, he says, "I'm Bacon!" This reminds children that no matter what happens in life, they should be true to themselves and always be proud of who they are. Which of course, means bacon lovers. What child on this planet wouldn't want to befriend a piece of mostly meat held together with fat and love? And don't just think about the kids, adults enjoy My First Bacon just as much as the kids do. Sometimes a little too much.
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* Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 8 and older
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* Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm).
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* Dimensions: 19" tall by 7" wide
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Re: Moar Bacon!
Awwwww, and he even shared some with his Daddy! Excellent. I heartily approve of the job we're doing of raising the second generation UTMC members. Our cult will be in excellent hands for a long time to come.MATPOC wrote:With my wifey out of town me and Daniil get to spend some quality time together, I get to explain few things to him, in Russian, but this needs no translation.
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