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to all the unemployed graphic artists
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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to all the unemployed graphic artists
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
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Re: to all the unemployed graphic artists
Why were you looking at the spring line of Chanel ladies dresses?Beemer Dan wrote:how is it that this bozo has a job"
http://www.chanel.com/fashion/7-spring- ... look-37,18
I think cross dressers are sexy.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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from my recent previous experience, she probably gives better blow jobs than you do.
Or she cries when she mention the poor child that she has to rise on her own and does not do too well at school because he's confused by the absence of paternal image.
while you ride motorcycles and crack baby jokes.
Or he was hired by someone who does not believe in computers and all them modern stuff and failed to understand your whole Chinese talk about vectors V/s pixels.
Or she cries when she mention the poor child that she has to rise on her own and does not do too well at school because he's confused by the absence of paternal image.
while you ride motorcycles and crack baby jokes.
Or he was hired by someone who does not believe in computers and all them modern stuff and failed to understand your whole Chinese talk about vectors V/s pixels.
I'm not really from around here.
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karl package
- Magnum Jihad
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
There's nothing funny about hover-shoes.karl package wrote:I can't stop scrolling to the bottom of each picture and looking at the feet. The whole thing is horrible, but for some reason the feet are making me laugh out loud. Maybe I'm just really tired.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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DerGolgo
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They are from the village of the damned...
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I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Not only do I think the Chanel thing is horrible...I mean, come on, it's Chanel, they can afford better than that. I just don't understand "couture" to begin with.
Then again, I'm not a very girly-girl to begin with.
I can't draw for shit, but I can work wonders with InDesign, Quark Xpress, Illustrator, and Photoshop. But yeah, they could have spent some money on a set that didn't look like they borrowed it from the old Hee-Haw TV show.
Then again, I'm not a very girly-girl to begin with.
I can't draw for shit, but I can work wonders with InDesign, Quark Xpress, Illustrator, and Photoshop. But yeah, they could have spent some money on a set that didn't look like they borrowed it from the old Hee-Haw TV show.
Hell on Wheels
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chiefrider
- El Asbestos Pajamas
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